Women Will Do Anything for Chocolate
Here is proof positive that women will absolutely anything for chocolate
A Guest Article By Rod Damon
Good Evening My Friends !
The Coxeman here with another tell-it-like-it-is guest post !
We all know women are obsessed with chocolate they simply cannot live without it.
This obsession can reach fever pitch if not sufficiently fuelled and woe betide any man who finds himself in the vicinity of a woman who has not had her fix.
The above is well known and well documented, all men know it and so do women - some girls even go as far as to admit their obsession on day time TV.
Well, so what you say you must have vices - indeed
I myself cannot imagine a day without malt whisky - but then I’m a man so I will not let it rule my life or influence my decisions.
The obvious problem with chocolate consumption is that it is proportional to the woman’s relationship status. Once a woman get her feet under a man’s table then very soon the salad is off the table and piles of chocolate replace it.
A Typical Married Woman.
Seen here at home whilst her husband is at work
I know you think I’m ranting but as always The Coxeman does not bring you idle banter - he brings you hard facts !
It’s a scientific fact the women are not as bright as men - nobody disputes that.
It’s also a well known fact that women do the dumbest things.
Now if you mix the above in a cocktail and add chocolate …
A survey has just been done and they found that people posing as market researchers could stop ladies in the street and get 45% of women to tell them the password to their email account in return for a bar of chocolate !
I know men out there are shaking their heads in disbelief - just when you thought you’d heard it all …
Any women reading this will know they are afflicted by this but how many will admit it ?
Can you live with chocolate ?
I’m sure all the men out there will agree with me but think about this before you laugh …
If you have a wife or girlfriend you have nothing to offer, except your ATM card of course, that she would prefer to the cacao bean
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
