he wears chick jeans!
Well of course he does, there’s nothing left in the mens outfitters suitable for his dandelion clock seed of a physique … have you noticed how he is never seen carrying a helium filled balloon In fact that is how we first met, up in the clouds. Not intentional we’re sure but nevertheless he appeared and gatecrashed our ‘fly-past’ formation. After that he took up book dealing with the added bonus of ballast assurance, keeping both feet firmly grounded, clear of danger from sky dwellers in general and witches in particular!

WoE

p.s. Coxey, we fancy a little sporty number, something to drive when we’re mingling with mortals - what’s hot (and easy to park) in the automobile market these days?

perhaps there’s a little ‘drag’ in everyone
There certainly is in the nancy-boy who runs this site … he wears chick jeans!
Need I say more

Keep it Up in the Air (the broom that is)
The Coxeman

The parking of cars, reversing or not, is a task for mortals and their conflusterbible engines. We prefer the painful art of broom aerobatics, at which we are extraordinarily accomplished. Who ever it was that devised such a mode of transport should have been shot … it’s bound to have been a man of sorts.

Hormones then … if we had any we’d be loaded with both, as it is we’re still too much woman for you!

WoE

p.s. mind you we have seen The Birdcage and laughed our stripy socks off, perhaps there’s a little ‘drag’ in everyone…

Reminds me of a night I once had in Bangkok !

Repent Now !
Rev. M. Aural Ayegrownd

I did the test and smoke started coming out of the computer such was the monstrous magnitude of the manly score !

As to what class, first class I suspect.
It sounds like, despite the handicap of being female, you’re doing a fine job

Definately Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

I did a test on a brain bbc web site and it calculates how your brain works, and whether you think more like a man than a woman etc, very good site.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml

It came out i think more man thoughts, although i am all woman with curves! And not into ladies at all (sorry boys)

So how do i rate on your survey then, what class?

Jordan

1: You’re a man in drag
2: Unusually high testosterone levels

If any ladies out there want to check and see if they have higher than normal levels of testosterone simply try and reverse a car into a parking space.
If you can do it in less than half and hour - bingo high level !

Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

there are shed-loads of Man Points just waiting to be had for the humorous raconteur, an opportunity not to be missed.

… indeed, so let’s hear some from you then! In the meantime…

“I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?”
Phyllis Diller

Irony, that’s a bit like stainless steely but with rust isn’t it?

WoE