Women Are Not Funny
Another Guest Post Submitted to Us by Rod Damon aka The Coxeman
Why Aren’t Women Funny
Howdy Microbes The Coxeman Here !
Just why is it women cannot tell jokes or be remotely humorous.
I suppose they can be funny in some ways, we men all know how funny it can be watching them try to do something but that’s not what I mean.
They cannot be intentionally funny.
Name one great female comedian (for god’s sake don’t say Victoria Wood)
A recent extensive survey to find the wittiest Britain’s revealed the following:
1: Oscar Wilde
2: Spike Milligan
3: Stephen Fry
4: Jeremy Clarkson
5: Sir Winston Churchill
6: Paul Merton
7: Noel Coward
8: Shakespeare
9: Brian Clough
10: Liam Gallagher
Granted, a quirky list, but one things jumps out immediately - no wimmin !
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Is it something genetic ?
Is it something men don’t understand ?
Can girls make other girls laugh ?
Is there a good female comedian ?
It’s long been apparent that the ladies don’t get deeper humour or irony, flies straight over their pretty little heads, perhaps they like sitcoms and the like ?
How many times have we men heard “I don’t get it”
Telling jokes is primarily a manly business anyway, there are shed-loads of Man Points just waiting to be had for the humorous raconteur, an opportunity not to be missed.
Must dash, Jo Brand is coming on the TV, she’s probably going to say ‘period’ and tampax’ - hysterical, can’t wait - move over Peter Kay.
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
October 16, 2007 @ 9:11 pm
Dear Coxy,
there are shed-loads of Man Points just waiting to be had for the humorous raconteur, an opportunity not to be missed.
… indeed, so let’s hear some from you then! In the meantime…
“I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?”
Phyllis Diller
Irony, that’s a bit like stainless steely but with rust isn’t it?
WoE
The Coxeman said,
October 17, 2007 @ 7:43 am
WoE
I’m sure you don’t want to start trading men/women jokes !
I have to say you can be quite witty which suggests one of two things to me.
1: You’re a man in drag
2: Unusually high testosterone levels
If any ladies out there want to check and see if they have higher than normal levels of testosterone simply try and reverse a car into a parking space.
If you can do it in less than half and hour - bingo high level !
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Jordan said,
October 17, 2007 @ 8:45 am
Cox
I did a test on a brain bbc web site and it calculates how your brain works, and whether you think more like a man than a woman etc, very good site.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml
It came out i think more man thoughts, although i am all woman with curves! And not into ladies at all (sorry boys)
So how do i rate on your survey then, what class?
Jordan
The Coxeman said,
October 17, 2007 @ 9:06 am
Jordan
I don’t doubt it !
Manly thoughts and womanly curves sounds like the ultimate package !
I did the test and smoke started coming out of the computer such was the monstrous magnitude of the manly score !
As to what class, first class I suspect.
It sounds like, despite the handicap of being female, you’re doing a fine job
Definately Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
The Reverend said,
October 17, 2007 @ 9:08 am
Coxeman
Manly thoughts and womanly curves
Reminds me of a night I once had in Bangkok !
Repent Now !
Rev. M. Aural Ayegrownd
Witches of Eastwick said,
October 17, 2007 @ 10:30 am
Coxy you rascal you…
The parking of cars, reversing or not, is a task for mortals and their conflusterbible engines. We prefer the painful art of broom aerobatics, at which we are extraordinarily accomplished. Who ever it was that devised such a mode of transport should have been shot … it’s bound to have been a man of sorts.
Hormones then … if we had any we’d be loaded with both, as it is we’re still too much woman for you!
WoE
p.s. mind you we have seen The Birdcage and laughed our stripy socks off, perhaps there’s a little ‘drag’ in everyone…
The Coxeman said,
October 17, 2007 @ 11:03 am
WoE
We prefer the painful art of broom
Surely the transport of the future ! No greenhouse gas, no congestion or parking charges !
perhaps there’s a little ‘drag’ in everyone
There certainly is in the nancy-boy who runs this site … he wears chick jeans!
Need I say more
Keep it Up in the Air (the broom that is)
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
October 17, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
Dear Damon
he wears chick jeans!
In fact that is how we first met, up in the clouds. Not intentional we’re sure but nevertheless he appeared and gatecrashed our ‘fly-past’ formation. After that he took up book dealing with the added bonus of ballast assurance, keeping both feet firmly grounded, clear of danger from sky dwellers in general and witches in particular!
Well of course he does, there’s nothing left in the mens outfitters suitable for his dandelion clock seed of a physique … have you noticed how he is never seen carrying a helium filled balloon
WoE
p.s. Coxey, we fancy a little sporty number, something to drive when we’re mingling with mortals - what’s hot (and easy to park) in the automobile market these days?