Women Are Meaner with money than Men
Women are notoriously tight-fisted when it comes to parting with their money - unless it’s spending it on themselves of course !
A Guest Article Written by The Coxeman
Welcome fans of the tell-it-like-it-is school of writing - Rod Damon here aka The Coxeman.
The nancy-boy who runs this site has rejected my last 2 articles but this one has been accepted.
Women Are Meaner With Money Than Men
Since the dawn of nights out we men know only too well that all women’s purses are snapped tighter shut than a camel’s a**e in a sandstorm.
This is when all the women pipe up “I pay my way” - we men know what a crock that it is!
Women expect men to support them !
Even in this supposed age of equality and female breadwinners the girls remain as stingy as ever !
As always dear reader this is not merely unsubstantiated ranting - I have evidence to back up my claims with results from an extensive survey:
When it comes to a married couples with only one half working:
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Only 6% of women said they would be happy to support their man
21% of men said they would be happy to support their woman !
If either party got into financial trouble:
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Only 63% of women said they would help
84% of men said they would help
There are countless other examples given by the YouGov poll all telling the same old story.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, women are a financial liability and ultimately represent a very poor investment in most cases.
Even if you are one of the few who gets one that puts down her chocolate, gets of the sofa and takes on a proper job - she’ll still not ante up !
If women want to be treated as equal let them play an equal part say I.
Stand on your own two feet and pony up your fair share !
Married men are already doomed to a life of someone having their hand in theirpockets but bachelors remember all the above the next time you are paying for sex taking a woman out on a date !
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 12, 2007 @ 8:08 pm
Dear Mr Damon,
We’re beginning to think you are something of a banker and nothing like the fabled chocolate delivery man, curtains billowing in the wind, card on the side type. All these facts and figures, honestly you must be reading too much Cosmopolitan and that’s not a good sign for a man in your line of work. Mind you being as old as time, we’ve forgotten the price of dating, does it still involve pints of lager and some chips? It poses the question can people still afford to date or should they skip that part and stick with the waving and smiling?
WoE
p.s. we thought you were a
fossiltraditionalist, in fact we had hoped you might enlighten our dear host as to the importance of the florist and other delights…The Coxeman said,
November 13, 2007 @ 8:19 am
WoE,
how clever of you to remember me mentioning that I once played the part of the Milk Tray Man !
As to keeping track of these facts, of course I have no time to find them, they are sent to me by male well-wishers and enlightened females.
The cost of dating is not a concern for me, it is comfortably within my fiscal capabilities and, of course, I am guaranteed a result every time, so worthwhile for me.
I can see it being not so worthwhile for lesser men though !
As to flowers, I have tried to enlighten the site owner to the power flowers have over women but he’s deaf to reason.
I wouldn’t advocate buying flowers for your wife or girlfriend etc that is obviously a waste of money but someone you view as a potential conquest that’s another matter.
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 13, 2007 @ 10:02 am
Mr Damon,
how clever of you to remember me mentioning that I once played the part of the Milk Tray Man ! …. well of course we remember although quite how we disguised our horror at the mediocre sweetmeats on offer, we’ll never know
WoE
A Retired Bookdealer said,
November 15, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
Milk Tray Man !
Is this something from the 1970s, I seem to vaguely remember some bloke flying around in a speed boat, diving in water, clambering onto a boat and then always managing to delivering a perfectly dry presentable box of chocolates.
“He would have made a great postman or delivery driver”
The Coxeman said,
November 15, 2007 @ 6:13 pm
ARB
the dashing blade in the black polo neck was actually me - now you know !
And all because the lady loved Milk Tray
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman