Our very own leopard print mules with all weather soles were seen this morning charging, and we do mean charging…. outside to rescue a giant bird food ball. Yes, the finger of suspicion points right at squirrel nutkin since he was spotted legging it away from the crime scene, cheeks bulging with ill-gotten gains

We doubt very much that a Bart slipper would have risen to the challenge in quite such magnificent style

WoE

My curtain twitching days are over as is the use of my telescope, the police now have that after a ‘misunderstanding’ involving a rather attractive young blonde who used to live across the road

I’m not ready for the velocipede just yet, more’s the pity, can’t wait to get back into full swing
Cheers
Rod

Our very own blackened toe inmate is coming along in leaps and bounds… well perhaps not quite, but certainly limps and blunders, milking it for all it’s worth we might add… so different to your good self Today, under the guidance of our learned physician, we set out to find the ultimate slipper to take on the job of survival within the confines of the ancient Coven HQ. Our fear is that the patient is more likely to trip over them in the hall in an effort to reach the tv controller first and other such noble occupations

Have you turned into a curtain twitcher? Since you are concerned about the vista, we are seriously thinking about adapting one of our latest inventions which will fit neatly inside your window…. it’s a back lit (we don’t want any shadows of your elevated foot interrupting the ambiance ), full screen Costa Blanca beachscape complete with soothing wave music and cheerful chatter of British holiday makers at play. You’ll soon want to get it upgraded to our delux Cleethorpes wild and windy experience from the comfort of your arm chair. Would it help if we asked LB to donate a few rolling pins so that you can ‘virtually’ cycle along the sea front?

Either way Rod, we hope you are soon back on your legendary travels around the Shire frightening little old ladies in your lycra

WoE

LB (watching the rain falling sideways)

LB (no.5!)