only to inform us that men should be buying their women cars
I’m certainly not encouraging that, quite the reverse, if you’ll forgive the pun.

strange because we were under the impression that women usually bought their own
Very rarely, certainly not if it’s a good one !
Keep tuning in for more shoot-from-the-hip opinions !

Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

So you’re back from global philandering only to inform us that men should be buying their women cars…. strange because we were under the impression that women usually bought their own. Where and how they park them depends on many things, like mood and buzzy electrical warning systems. In our view you’ve got to have both… and a man to change a tyre perhaps, we always keep a spare in the boot and an extra tyre as well

Although it pains us to admit it, we’ve missed you…. just look at the senseless drivel we’ve been subjected to over the past few months, positively dire! Still, you’re back now, a real life manly, unashamedly chauvinistic target to have a go at.

WoE

p.s. we’ve recently attached a power washer to our broomstick for added speed….. which is fantastic except the hose is limiting our choice of destination at present. You may scoff but airborne fluvial travel is a thing of the future…