What Does the Perfect Bum Look Like - World’s Best Butt
The whole world is seeking answers to some important questions at the moment but few more pressing than
What does the perfect bum look like ?
Well, in the interest of continuity of articles and a desire to educate our readers we are happy to present …
The Best Bum in the World !
The credit crunch is on the back burner in favour of crunches designed to hone to perfect glutus maximus.
The world wide search to find the world’s most impressive derrieres was finally cracked today and the winner was Brazilian Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, while the male crown went to France’s Saiba Bombote.
Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak
Surely a worthy winner and a prime candidate as a Volleyball babe but fear not ladies it’s not a sexist thing - there was a contest for men as well and here is the winner
The two winners of the sloggi contest
We had to bring you these results as regulars would be eagerly awaiting the results remembering as I’m sure you all do when we brought you last years winner . We did manage to resist bring you the Rear of the Year winner this year in an attempt to elevate the cultural level of the site.
I must contest the result though - the competition was hardly representative - why you ask ?
Easy, I’d have him beat hands down with the Goldeneye Glutes 
Come to think of it I could probably give the lady a run for her money as well 
Perhaps I should enter the competition next year ! Thinking about it perhaps I should organize my own - the wait could be too long otherwise.
I’ll be looking for contestants and corporate sponsors. I’d better have independent judges as well.
Whilst I expect to win I wouldn’t want people to think it was rigged
Applications for entry forms welcome, please enclose photo , also sponsorship suggestions or applications to sit on the judges panel.
I can confirm, at the time of going to press, X Factor stars Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole are already confirmed for the panel.
Bottoms Up
Rod
Little Brother said,
November 14, 2008 @ 7:22 am
Rod,
Nice pics, well until I saw the bloke. If your glutes are as polished as your SEO skills then you should be on to a winner!
LB
Rod said,
November 14, 2008 @ 8:59 am
LB
they are and I am
Rod
Jordan said,
November 14, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
RC
I think that they superimposed my bum onto Ms Fronckowiak’s
Jordan
Rod said,
November 14, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
Jordan
if you submiited a picture for the new competition I’m organising then the first picture could actually be you - I may have mixed them up
I’m sure it’s not me as I don’t have red sloggis
Cheers
Rod
Femme Fatale said,
November 15, 2008 @ 9:01 pm
Rod,
I have seen and felt the Universes Best ever Male Bum
I feel so honoured
FF
xx
Rod said,
November 16, 2008 @ 8:28 am
FF,
lucky you !
Did the police catch you after you did it or are you still on the run
Regards
Rod - Going in for best butt in Grimsby competition
Today Grimsby - tomorrow the world !
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 16, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Rod,
Red sloggies sounds like a disease….. it’s just as well you don’t have them
The whole competition thing, you and the best bum etc., well we just don’t see the quiet and refined you making an exhibition of yourself in this manner. Anyway what’s going to happen if you don’t win, you’ll be sulking for days especially if FF’s friend and his universally fantabulous bum decides to swagger in and steal the crown? A word though while we’re concerning ourselves with such matters…. speaking as great travellers, we know the universe is a strange and bewildering place with bums to match, not easy to judge since some of the galactic competitors are able to speak from theirs… very unnerving and hardly a level playing field
WoE
Rod said,
November 16, 2008 @ 5:15 pm
WoE
red sloggies is a disease I had it once but you can get a cream that clears it up
Anyway what’s going to happen if you don’t win, you’ll be sulking for days especially if FF’s friend and his universally fantabulous bum decides to swagger in and steal the crown?
I’m confident of victory !
I’ll happily take the Pepsi Challenge
Victory will be mine !
Best
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 16, 2008 @ 8:32 pm
Rod,
If you insist then so be it but don’t say we didn’t warn you about the pitfalls of swaggering about at your age with an arthritic hip… which leads us naturally on to our plan (you may thank us in your victory speech
) namely a unique undergarment knitted to fit perfectly to keep out the winter chills and every day pestilence. Due to the organic nature of the material we have included a free set of rump shaped self adhesive moth balls ensuring the dreaded sloggies never return and giving you the prince of posteriors 
How can you fail?
WoE
Cam said,
May 23, 2009 @ 2:04 am
Madonna and Kylie get my vote for Best Bum due to their age. Da, they’re wealthy, so what? Eating less costs less money, so how come the public offences one sees are usually dressed with a Bench/Wench chav skirt or jacket? I’m on the supermodel diet (booze+fags).
Rod said,
May 23, 2009 @ 8:39 am
Cam,
thanks for the comment and welcome to the site
Eating less costs less money
The very point I made to someon the other week !
I also like to diet you’re own - easy to stick to I find
Cheers
Rod