What Do Women Want from Men
What do women really want from men ?
A Guest Article by Rod Damon aka The Coxeman
Question: What do women want ?
Answer: Everything !
Rod Damon here again so strap yourselves in for more insight on the female psyche !
I held a door open today for a women , gave a slight bow and tilt of the head as she walked through, nothing unusual there and no more than any English gentleman would do.
I know what you’re thinking now …
She didn’t say thank you !
Well truth-seekers, too obvious, we know that any woman over the age of 45 will ignore you when you hold a door open for them, just as all women fail to acknowledge you when you give them right of way whilst driving, I wouldn’t bring something so commonplace to our badinage table !
This women stopped and called me a sexist pig and a dinosaur !
My first thought was that she had the face and a**e of a pig herself not to mention the skin of a dinosaur but being a gentleman I refrained from pointing this out.
Being over 30 she was obviously passed her best so despite her clearly being a demented feminist I decided not to add to her already burdensome yoke by pointing out a few home truths - it did leave me wondering though …
What Do Women Really Want of Men ?
On reflection I don’t see the point in asking the question - who can answer it ?
Female psyche is notoriously fickle and logic-free, beyond even the wit of a mind like Stephen Hawking to fathom.
There’s no point asking the women either because they probably don’t know either, even if they do give you an answer it’ll be different tomorrow !
I did speak to The Reverend and asked if he had any contacts that would enable me to ask God to see if he knew, but apparently God himself washed his hands of women years ago, something to do apples and the Garden of Eden or something.
So if anyone can enlighten me as to what women really want from men, or should I continue to hold doors open for women I find sexually unattractive, please do let me know !
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Jordan said,
November 5, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
Cox
We want it all, of course!
We want our men to be men.
1. To love us
2. To protect us
3. To keep us from harm
4. To be a gentlemen
5. To be able to make a decision
6. To treat us like a Queen
7. To carry our bags
8. To satisfy our needs
9. To support us
10. To open doors for us
11. To help us when in difficulty
12. To be understanding to our needs
13. To be able to read our minds
All the above apply, all the time and should we change our minds remember number 13!
Jordan
The Coxeman said,
November 5, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
Jordan
thanks for the informative list, a much appreciated contribution.
I am am also relieved by the impression I get from your list. You are clearly a real woman not some sour bra-burner - a great relief to me (and to you I imagine)
Reading through your points I, of course, excel at most.
I would have to work on #13 but given any disappointment in that area would be more than compensated for by my legendary abilities in the area of #8 !
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
the dinosaur said,
November 5, 2007 @ 7:00 pm
Mr Coxeman, There’s nothing wrong with being a dinosaur, better that than being the sort of man who doesn’t open doors for a lady because his knuckles are dragging along the ground
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 5, 2007 @ 7:04 pm
Dear Coxey,
We agree, of course, with Jordan’s list…. for the mortal man at least. The average warlock must be all that and more which must be a tall order for the few who make it through the interview stage.
While the likes of you are holding doors open for the eternally grumpy, the prospective warlock has measured up, redesigned and fitted a new door to suit the occasion
Still yours was a valiant effort and should have been seen as such, although the woman in question might have been a mind reader herself which might account for her venomous response…
WoE
The Coxeman said,
November 5, 2007 @ 7:05 pm
Mr Dinosaur,
superbly put, you are clearly a man of taste and distinction and I salute you as such
Rod Damon
The Coxeman said,
November 5, 2007 @ 7:12 pm
WoE
While the likes of you are holding doors open for the eternally grumpy, the prospective warlock has measured up, redesigned and fitted a new door to suit the occasion
I’ll happily leave these mundane tasks to the skilled manual worker.
I have no wish to design or hang doors, I leave this to lesser mortals.
My destiny is for great things
I am an uber male
I shall be the most superior man on the planet
I shall rule this country
No - I shall rule the world
No - the universe and beyond
You’re all my minions
Bwahahaha
Rod said,
November 5, 2007 @ 7:13 pm
I think The Coxeman may be having a breakdown, I’ll call his physician
The Reverend said,
November 5, 2007 @ 7:15 pm
I shall perform an exorcism - he’s possessed !
That explains it all
Repent Now
Rev. M. Aural Ayegrownd
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 6, 2007 @ 9:14 am
Dear Rev,
possessed … we doubt that, more like short-term leased! Turns out the door he was attempting to open was the revolving kind
WoE