It is as we feared… he’s appealing to the wrong crowd. The girls out there would never know it but he is a man of many parts and some of them you could introduce to your Mother! He’s cynical yes but no more cynical than the Witches (not as clever though) and he has excellent manners and a good wit… as to ‘rolling in it’, that we doubt but he wears very classy shoes.

What do you mean, who is Colin… dear Colin Firth of course, the great love of our potion making lives, what a splendid example of British manliness.

The gay issue is unresolved … the right rocker with shiny shoes and a liking for literature and gougere could be in with a real chance

WoE

Who is Colin?
Shy
ps are you quite sure he isnt gay - it could go either way looking at the photos!

You have arrived at a time when our dear host is in search of a wife (although now we’re all confused and intend to keep a firm grip on Colin). Perhaps you’d be kind enough to give us your first impressions of the man himself so that we have a clearer idea of how to market him.

WoE

p.s. no need to worry about buttoning things up… we keep him in a corral otherwise known as Grimsby and he is unlikely to wander far beyond

Don’t laugh I may give it a go on Monday !
Good luck adding to your list - hopefully it will be long and satisfying - oooooooeeerr
Best
Rod

You mean old and chasing girls that are far too young for him
Cheers
RC

Loving it, RC gay. Welcome to his site, we need more ballsy ladies sorting him out!

RC

Good list!
I think i am still completing mine, i may have done memorable things by the time i retire.

Jordan

At closer inspection it looks like Rod is more Hugh Hefner than Danny La Rue. I am buttoning up my cardigan as we speak!
Shy

LB

You sound like the sort of mortal woman who has seen a thing or two… have you tried bungee jumping? We did once, trouble was we still had hold of our broomstick which impaled itself in the river bed leaving us suspended in mid air under great tension. Three weeks later we told ourselves this is never going to work so we let go and became the first witches in unexpected orbit

WoE