Jordan

Also the beach volleyball, in Skegness leaves a lot to be desired.

Did you know that ten pairs of volley ball briefs can be made from just one Motorhead t-shirt so we’ll be flying the flag for recycling as well…… at this stage though, we’re not sure about security so we may well have to incorporate them (with careful stitching and duck tape) into an all in one body stocking and hope we encounter no ladders. One wild lunge at the net and it’s good night Vienna

WoE

p.s. in keeping with olympic rules and regs and national pride, there’ll be no Brazilians in our team…

Part one of training will consist of digging up someone’s newly turfed lawn and putting it down to sand. There’s no point straining ourselves in the early stages so we’ll set the net at about 4′ We shall divide the team into skills, lunging, falling over, under wiring and maintaining a visible pant line….. and since true grit (well sand) and determination are the hallmarks of Coven women, we should expect victory and a lucrative lingerie contract from Ed’s Big Knicker market stall at the very least

WoE