The Most Wanted Christmas Present
Yeah, I know it’s early but the decorations are up in the shops (did they actually take them down? ) and I got my first xmas card (sadly from the post office 
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Everybody who cares wants to find the special present for a loved one but what to buy ?
Well, read on avid culture seeker and I’ll reveal the present that more people want than any other single thing !
I know what you’re thinking, it’s an automated gorilla that can play the drums for you on your AtariWiibox3 Rock Band game !
No, you’re wrong ! Although christmas is a time for kids it’s not a toy (well that’s arguable 
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What is it then you blurt out impatiently ?
Be patient - I’ll tell you !
Drum roll please robotic gorilla …
It’s …. Breast Implants 
Yes folks, in a gift from the gods to a Lincolnshire blogger, extensive poll results were published today asking people what they would most like as a christmas present (I’m aware I’m using a lower case c btw) and the single most requested thing was a boob job !
20% of women polled said that they would want breast implants above anything else !
Factor out elderly women, children etc and what would be the percentage be ?
So there you go don’t blame me ladies !
When you see the ‘fake girls’ on this site remember how many women want to look like that 
Being serious for a moment another revelation in another poll showed that when asking men and women who were in relationships far more women wanted implants than men wanted their partners to have the operation!
It says something about society today that so many women are obsessed with this. Body image seems to be more important than anything to massively increasing numbers of young girls and women.
I’m a great believer in making an effort and making the most of what you’ve got. The feeling of self worth and confidence is massively boosted by being happy with the way you look.
However for many it seems all encompassing !
It’s healthy to make an effort to look your best and not ‘let yourself go’ not only mentally and for self-confidence but also for physical health - but to be obsessive about having your breasts enlarged or having botox (the second most wanted present for women) is unhealthy !
What would I most want for xmas then … an Aston Martin perhaps ?
No - most of all I would like breast implants
I’d then be truly self-sufficient
Hope you get what you want during the looming festivities
Ho Ho Ho
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 25, 2008 @ 9:40 pm
Rod,
People will end up talking to your chest the whole time….. wonder how you’d feel about that? Plus, you’d have to alter your gait since your usual bouncy strides will prohibit clear vision and will inevitably lead to further surgical encounters for passing motorists and pedestrians alike
The image of you standing by the corporate Goldeneye christmas tree with a couple of silicone breasts wrapped up underneath is deeply disturbing….
WoE
Rod said,
November 26, 2008 @ 9:05 am
WoE
I’m not afeared !
People tend not to talk to me anyway !
As to traffic incidents etc - I tend to cause them anyway
- too many female motorists on the road you see 
Cheers
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 26, 2008 @ 9:18 am
Rod,
Since you appear to have made up your mind on this one, we should support you….. speaking of support we’ll take you for your first ‘fitting’ after the op… that ought to be a day out to remember
WoE
Femme Fatale said,
November 26, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
Rod,
Breast implants for christmas and manhood enlargement for your birthday as you would not be able to see it when using the toilet!!!!!!!
FF
xx
Rod said,
November 27, 2008 @ 8:36 am
FF
good point - perhaps I shold go the whole way and have the full op !
Drastic but could be the answer to many things
Regards
Rod