Rod Collins

I finally managed to make contact with Rod Damon yesterday and persuaded him to give us a quick interview to perhaps clear some of the recent scandal up.

I was given travel instructions and directions and now find myself safely ensconced in the backroom of a lingerie shop, seemingly owned by The Coxeman!

Rod Collins: Thanks for agreeing to this I am sure our readers are keen to hear more about the air incident

Rod Damon: That could be a little difficult I am not supposed to talk about it

RC: I didn’t think anyone could gag The Coxeman ?

RD: People in Whitehall can! I was hauled up before the top brass in the service for this. My argument was that I did behave discretely. After all I could have disabled the arresting officers and made good my escape. I chose the more discrete route of going quietly.
It was then suggested to me in no uncertain terms that not servicing 6 stewardesses might have kept my profile a little lower.

RC: Are you still part of the ’service’

RD: Absolutely, though I am on punishment detail. My next mission is to be undercover but in the guise of a a married couple.
I am going to have to move into some godforsaken suburban house with a female agent and play married couples, what a nightmare.

RC: It all sounds very distressing to me, will it not cramp your style?

RD: Damn straight!
The powers that be insist that we live exactly as if we were married in order to build a good cover. There is one exception though, given recent events they have absolutely barred any sexual contact between me and this bird - so in fact it sounds absolutely like married life

RC: From one bachelor to another, you have my sympathies !
Will you keep us updated on how domestic life suits you?

RD: Sure

RC: Any last words for our readers?

RD: Yeah, keep it up!

RD to RC: Come on let’s go to Spearmint Rhino now
Update: Read how the mission went here