Comments on: The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas A Site About Everything and Nothing Tue, 22 May 2012 00:50:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: The Coxeman http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2097 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:37:03 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2097 Mark you are correct in assuming there are copious amounts of testtosterone flowing through my veins. <i>you’re not deadly handsome</i> I think perhaps you may have confused me with the site owner, for reasons of my undercover work, photographs of me do not apppear anywhere. I am, in fact, devilishly handsome ! Regards The Coxeman Mark
you are correct in assuming there are copious amounts of testtosterone flowing through my veins.

you’re not deadly handsome
I think perhaps you may have confused me with the site owner, for reasons of my undercover work, photographs of me do not apppear anywhere.
I am, in fact, devilishly handsome !

Regards
The Coxeman

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: Mark http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2096 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:12:39 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2096 Hi Coxeman, It appears to me that your brain has been damaged a bit. Maybe by being unable to cope with flows of testosterone. You have to learn to respect women. Judging from your photos you're not deadly handsome and that may be the reason why you're so afraid of them. Hiding that fear behind whiskey and cigars in not a good idea. You will either become a drunk junkie or get cancer. Regards, Mark Hi Coxeman,
It appears to me that your brain has been damaged a bit. Maybe by being unable to cope with flows of testosterone. You have to learn to respect women. Judging from your photos you’re not deadly handsome and that may be the reason why you’re so afraid of them. Hiding that fear behind whiskey and cigars in not a good idea. You will either become a drunk junkie or get cancer.

Regards,
Mark

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: Our Man in the Kitchen http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2066 Sat, 16 Dec 2006 14:51:18 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2066 Ursula, Who wants tuna when there's two large melons on offer! I can think of a few things that go with those! For Rod's curiosity I would suggest a vin doux naturel-perfect with ripe melons, as for tuna, well who cares? Bon nuit! Ursula,
Who wants tuna when there’s two large melons on offer! I can think of a few things that go with those!
For Rod’s curiosity I would suggest a vin doux naturel-perfect with ripe melons, as for tuna, well who cares?
Bon nuit!

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: Ursula http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2065 Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:33:54 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2065 OMITK, Mon Cher, Just to keep you up to date on tuna events, I popped a lemon in its jaws but that just looked sad having wedged itself inbetween the front teeth. So we have altered the recipe and replaced the lemon with two large melons and a small ostrich. What do you reckon? Anyway by your calculations we should be ready to tuck in around mid July. I've ordered a container load of chips from the St Trop french friery and a sack of Maldon salt. Now all that remains is your wine recommendation. Merci, Urs OMITK, Mon Cher,

Just to keep you up to date on tuna events, I popped a lemon in its jaws but that just looked sad having wedged itself inbetween the front teeth. So we have altered the recipe and replaced the lemon with two large melons and a small ostrich. What do you reckon? Anyway by your calculations we should be ready to tuck in around mid July. I’ve ordered a container load of chips from the St Trop french friery and a sack of Maldon salt. Now all that remains is your wine recommendation.

Merci, Urs

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: Our Man in the Kitchen http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2060 Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:43:13 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2060 Ursula, If the tuna is sashimi grade then I'll swap you for a french sausage and a tin of goose fat. If it's blue fin then gas mark 2 or ten degrees for six months as recommended by Heston Blumenthal whose recipes are so practical for the average household. Ursula,
If the tuna is sashimi grade then I’ll swap you for a french sausage and a tin of goose fat. If it’s blue fin then gas mark 2 or ten degrees for six months as recommended by Heston Blumenthal whose recipes are so practical for the average household.

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: The Coxeman http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2053 Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:54:14 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2053 Ursula pleased it arrived safely, I had to have yours specially flown over as you're out of Blighty. I had hoped you would put it carefully away in a drawer to wear when next I come to St Tropez. Take care on the trapeze - swing free I always do ! Swing it Baby ! The Coxeman Ursula
pleased it arrived safely, I had to have yours specially flown over as you’re out of Blighty.
I had hoped you would put it carefully away in a drawer to wear when next I come to St Tropez.

Take care on the trapeze - swing free I always do !

Swing it Baby !
The Coxeman

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: The Coxeman http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2052 Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:48:12 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2052 Rod - site owner and Nancy-Boy ! I presume you ask this for the benefit of others? I cannot imagine you buying lingerie, lest it was to wear yourself of course ! Anyway, back to the point. It's all very simple and boils down to one thing - manly confidence. Walk in there tall and erect, assert your manliness. Once you have the confidence to peruse the stock you are half way there. Now it is just selction and sizing. A good tip is to go to a shop with young hotties working there (avoid the ones with some old crone who has been measuring women for bras for 35 years now) The young foxes will be happy to hold things up against themselves for you, and in my experience anyway, fondle them in an attempt to get a comparative size should you not know your women's actual measurements. Buying good lingerie is not the work of a sissy and can earn valuable <a href="http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points">man points</a> Keep it Up ! The Coxeman PS buying anything comfortable or sensible loses Man Points Rod - site owner and Nancy-Boy !

I presume you ask this for the benefit of others? I cannot imagine you buying lingerie, lest it was to wear yourself of course !

Anyway, back to the point.
It’s all very simple and boils down to one thing - manly confidence.
Walk in there tall and erect, assert your manliness.

Once you have the confidence to peruse the stock you are half way there.
Now it is just selction and sizing. A good tip is to go to a shop with young hotties working there (avoid the ones with some old crone who has been measuring women for bras for 35 years now)

The young foxes will be happy to hold things up against themselves for you, and in my experience anyway, fondle them in an attempt to get a comparative size should you not know your women’s actual measurements.

Buying good lingerie is not the work of a sissy and can earn valuable man points
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

PS buying anything comfortable or sensible loses Man Points

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: Ursula http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2051 Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:39:52 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2051 Bonjour landlubbers Thought I should drop a line of thanks to old Coxy for the little lacy thing that arrived this morning. Not sure what it is exactly but am using it as an upmarket catapult and jolly good it is, managed to stun a swordfish on the port side while hanging trapeze style from the crows mast. So a definite improvement on those second-rate choccies. Keep it up! Urs p.s. note to OMITK: Am cooking a whole tuna for Christmas day, what gas mark will it need, also to stuff or not to stuff and with what? Bonjour landlubbers

Thought I should drop a line of thanks to old Coxy for the little lacy thing that arrived this morning. Not sure what it is exactly but am using it as an upmarket catapult and jolly good it is, managed to stun a swordfish on the port side while hanging trapeze style from the crows mast.

So a definite improvement on those second-rate choccies. Keep it up!

Urs

p.s. note to OMITK: Am cooking a whole tuna for Christmas day, what gas mark will it need, also to stuff or not to stuff and with what?

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2050 Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:35:49 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2050 Mr Damon there are a lot of men out there who would be only too happy to buy the lady in their life some delectable lingerie, however many men find it very distressing. It can be embarrassing for some and just plain hard for others I know you now use personal shoppers but you must have purchased many items in the past yourself - any tips for our audience Regards Rod ( Collins ) Mr Damon
there are a lot of men out there who would be only too happy to buy the lady in their life some delectable lingerie, however many men find it very distressing.

It can be embarrassing for some and just plain hard for others
I know you now use personal shoppers but you must have purchased many items in the past yourself - any tips for our audience

Regards
Rod ( Collins )

]]> Comment on The Coxeman Prepares for Christmas by: The Coxeman http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2049 Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:25:42 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-prepares-for-christmas#comment-2049 Jordan I revel in being a delightfully unreconstructed male. No moisturizer or chest waxing here, I'm a man's man and the women love it ! Wimmin' are now surrounded by these weak and emotional metro-sexual men and I think now so many have what they thought they wanted they've realised what a mistake it is. There is a revolution brewing - women want real men back ! Keep it Up ! The Coxeman Jordan
I revel in being a delightfully unreconstructed male.

No moisturizer or chest waxing here, I’m a man’s man and the women love it !

Wimmin’ are now surrounded by these weak and emotional metro-sexual men and I think now so many have what they thought they wanted they’ve realised what a mistake it is.

There is a revolution brewing - women want real men back !
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

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