Comments on: Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points A Site About Everything and Nothing Tue, 22 May 2012 00:50:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-24712 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:33:14 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-24712 Ami, hard to argue with that - take 15 Man Points for perspicacity :) Best Rod Ami,
hard to argue with that - take 15 Man Points for perspicacity :)
Best
Rod

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: amiducour http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-24707 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:52:00 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-24707 Doing the Pamplona bull run - minus 2 points - only a pussy runs away from a bull. Being gored and tossed into the air by bull - 5 points Landing on a cute chick and pulling her while bleeding to death - another 5 points, 4 if you don't actually die ( can't have been that bad after all.) Recovering and having carnal knowledge of said cute chick - 2 points, with an additional point if still bleeding. Going back and kicking the living shit out of said bull - 10 points. Doing the Pamplona bull run - minus 2 points - only a pussy runs away from a bull.
Being gored and tossed into the air by bull - 5 points
Landing on a cute chick and pulling her while bleeding to death - another 5 points, 4 if you don’t actually die ( can’t have been that bad after all.)
Recovering and having carnal knowledge of said cute chick - 2 points, with an additional point if still bleeding.
Going back and kicking the living shit out of said bull - 10 points.

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: The Coxeman http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-15287 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 09:37:16 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-15287 Mr Keyworth, <strike>au contrere mon frere</strike> . . . who said that ? Not at all my good man, let me explain why: Firstly, I would draw yours, and others attention, to <a href="http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/president-obama-hypocrite-lockerbie-ted-kennedy#comment-9537">This Comment</a> this means you need not worry about getting a few or losing a few MPs - it's a bit like Roman Abramovich losing or finding a fiver - yes it's still a fiver and most people would be glad of it but what difference does it make to an Oligarch ? Secondly I would draw your attention to the sagacious advice I gave to one young man from Cleethorpes near Humberston on my <a href="http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-straightens-you-out">problem page</a>. He was asking for advice on how to become a legend in the bedroom like me Rod Damon - a portion of my advice <i>You are uncommonly lucky in as much as the girls in Cleethorpes are notoriously easy, so there should be plenty of opportunity for you to practice. Maybe one day you too can be a legendary swordsman</i> Keep it Up ! The Coxeman Mr Keyworth,
au contrere mon frere . . . who said that ?
Not at all my good man, let me explain why:

Firstly, I would draw yours, and others attention, to This Comment this means you need not worry about getting a few or losing a few MPs - it’s a bit like Roman Abramovich losing or finding a fiver - yes it’s still a fiver and most people would be glad of it but what difference does it make to an Oligarch ?

Secondly I would draw your attention to the sagacious advice I gave to one young man from Cleethorpes near Humberston on my problem page.
He was asking for advice on how to become a legend in the bedroom like me Rod Damon - a portion of my advice
You are uncommonly lucky in as much as the girls in Cleethorpes are notoriously easy,
so there should be plenty of opportunity for you to practice.
Maybe one day you too can be a legendary swordsman

Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: Chris Keyworth http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-15284 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 09:09:25 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-15284 i have to confess i think i may have lost all my points last night i did somthing rather sad infact i could even be shamefull, i went to humberston in search of fit birds on the holiday camp, hows that for sad then ..... regards chris i have to confess i think i may have lost all my points last night i did somthing rather sad infact i could even be shamefull, i went to humberston in search of fit birds on the holiday camp, hows that for sad then …..

regards
chris

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: The Coxeman http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-15282 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 08:47:08 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-15282 HH Man Points, I cannot, for security reasons (i.e. nosey chicks reading this) publish a comprehensive list of everything that gains and loses valuable Man Points. The pointers above give you a taster and at this point I have to be blunt as you feel clearly let down by your loss of MPs for speaking French on the site and not knowing it would happen. Ignorance is no excuse in the eyes of MPs - ask yourself this HH French is a language spoken only by fashion designers, poncey chefs, cowards, collaborators and , most damnably of all, The French. Do you imagine you'd <i>gain</i> points for going down this path ? Now, if you typed something in <i>Olde English</i>, Saxon, Latin or Polish perhaps you'd have been OK - all men, unless they want to be Losers and Nancy-Boys, must get to grips with MPs and the accumulation thereof . Never underestimate the power of three things: Man Points Attractive Women The Mighty Sabaton Keep it Up ! The Coxeman HH Man Points,
I cannot, for security reasons (i.e. nosey chicks reading this) publish a comprehensive list of everything that gains and loses valuable Man Points.
The pointers above give you a taster and at this point I have to be blunt as you feel clearly let down by your loss of MPs for speaking French on the site and not knowing it would happen.

Ignorance is no excuse in the eyes of MPs - ask yourself this HH

French is a language spoken only by fashion designers, poncey chefs, cowards, collaborators and , most damnably of all, The French.

Do you imagine you’d gain points for going down this path ?

Now, if you typed something in Olde English, Saxon, Latin or Polish perhaps you’d have been OK - all men, unless they want to be Losers and Nancy-Boys, must get to grips with MPs and the accumulation thereof .

Never underestimate the power of three things:
Man Points
Attractive Women
The Mighty Sabaton

Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: Witches of Eastwick http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1271 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:21:10 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1271 Dear Impey As Amonpi rightly says, education is vital, so with this in mind ..... do not assume you can boldly go anywhere without the necessary instruction ..... we don't want any students to fail. Our new school for the lack-lustre male, will soon be open .... a sort of OU which will be especially useful for all those hard working men out there who haven't previously found the time to study. Head Teacher: Mr R Collins (private tuition negotiable) Dinner Ladies/Course Tutors: The Witches of Eastwick To give a balanced overview we will be looking towards the likes of Jordan and PPK, last and certainly least, Mr Damon. WoE Dear Impey

As Amonpi rightly says, education is vital, so with this in mind ….. do not assume you can boldly go anywhere without the necessary instruction ….. we don’t want any students to fail. Our new school for the lack-lustre male, will soon be open …. a sort of OU which will be especially useful for all those hard working men out there who haven’t previously found the time to study.

Head Teacher: Mr R Collins (private tuition negotiable)
Dinner Ladies/Course Tutors: The Witches of Eastwick

To give a balanced overview we will be looking towards the likes of Jordan and PPK, last and certainly least, Mr Damon. WoE

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1269 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:13:59 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1269 Impey, you sum the real world up perfectly, think how many people are trapped in that living hell ! To be fair to women, think also how many of them are stuck with the male equivalent. All the men and women who actually do have something about them and are going/got somewhere cannot get married or live together for fear of getting financially shafted. Thanks for commenting Regards Rod Impey,
you sum the real world up perfectly, think how many people are trapped in that living hell !
To be fair to women, think also how many of them are stuck with the male equivalent.

All the men and women who actually do have something about them and are going/got somewhere cannot get married or live together for fear of getting financially shafted.
Thanks for commenting
Regards
Rod

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: Lincoln Imp http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1267 Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:27:03 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1267 Rod, Now that we have been blessed with this insight into the female mind we can boldly step out into the world of single women and 'reap the benefits that naturally follow'- a big arse in jogging bottoms, sans make-up, hair tied back, eating pizza and garlic bread with sex out of the question because X-Factor, Eastenders and 999 Emergency are on. I shall now return to my state of blissful ignorance Impey Rod,
Now that we have been blessed with this insight into the female mind we can boldly step out into the world of single women and ‘reap the benefits that naturally follow’- a big arse in jogging bottoms, sans make-up, hair tied back, eating pizza and garlic bread with sex out of the question because X-Factor, Eastenders and 999 Emergency are on.
I shall now return to my state of blissful ignorance
Impey

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1263 Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:36:01 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1263 WoE <blockquote>there are so many fabulous women out there and hardly any men</blockquote> If that's true why have you all failed to find me one whilst gathered around your cauldron - hubble, bubble, toil and trouble ! <blockquote>I once witnessed a man I know very well, jump into shark infested waters to attempt to save the life of another man</blockquote> Please do not tell me it's who I think it is and that I have met him? I cannot even begin to estimate the number of man points that would earn - it puts him easily in the Uber League, somewhere normal men will never see, myself included. Thanks for a great day, coversation and opinions alluded to but not broadcast here. Cheers Rod WoE

there are so many fabulous women out there and hardly any men

If that’s true why have you all failed to find me one whilst gathered around your cauldron - hubble, bubble, toil and trouble !

I once witnessed a man I know very well, jump into shark infested waters to attempt to save the life of another man

Please do not tell me it’s who I think it is and that I have met him?
I cannot even begin to estimate the number of man points that would earn - it puts him easily in the Uber League, somewhere normal men will never see, myself included.

Thanks for a great day, coversation and opinions alluded to but not broadcast here.
Cheers
Rod

]]> Comment on Man Points What Are They and How to Get Them by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1262 Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:28:44 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-coxeman-on-man-points#comment-1262 AWONPI <i>Once the male has received instruction he will be ready to take on a life of adoration and reap the benefits that naturally follow</i> It could be worth starting another thread discussing Women Points. Naturally these exist in the cloistered female world and should perhaps be discuused in the same way as Man Points! <i>By the way, Tommy Lee and Sir Ranulph Fiennes, should not be mentioned in the same category</i> This was not done to be comparative but to show diversity and that there is more than one way to skin a cat AWONPI
Once the male has received instruction he will be ready to take on a life of adoration and reap the benefits that naturally follow

It could be worth starting another thread discussing Women Points. Naturally these exist in the cloistered female world and should perhaps be discuused in the same way as Man Points!

By the way, Tommy Lee and Sir Ranulph Fiennes, should not be mentioned in the same category
This was not done to be comparative but to show diversity and that there is more than one way to skin a cat

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