As Amonpi rightly says, education is vital, so with this in mind ….. do not assume you can boldly go anywhere without the necessary instruction ….. we don’t want any students to fail. Our new school for the lack-lustre male, will soon be open …. a sort of OU which will be especially useful for all those hard working men out there who haven’t previously found the time to study.

Head Teacher: Mr R Collins (private tuition negotiable)
Dinner Ladies/Course Tutors: The Witches of Eastwick

To give a balanced overview we will be looking towards the likes of Jordan and PPK, last and certainly least, Mr Damon. WoE

All the men and women who actually do have something about them and are going/got somewhere cannot get married or live together for fear of getting financially shafted.
Thanks for commenting
Regards
Rod

there are so many fabulous women out there and hardly any men

If that’s true why have you all failed to find me one whilst gathered around your cauldron - hubble, bubble, toil and trouble !

I once witnessed a man I know very well, jump into shark infested waters to attempt to save the life of another man

Please do not tell me it’s who I think it is and that I have met him?
I cannot even begin to estimate the number of man points that would earn - it puts him easily in the Uber League, somewhere normal men will never see, myself included.

Thanks for a great day, coversation and opinions alluded to but not broadcast here.
Cheers
Rod

It could be worth starting another thread discussing Women Points. Naturally these exist in the cloistered female world and should perhaps be discuused in the same way as Man Points!

By the way, Tommy Lee and Sir Ranulph Fiennes, should not be mentioned in the same category
This was not done to be comparative but to show diversity and that there is more than one way to skin a cat

Nb. I once witnessed a man I know very well, jump into shark infested waters to attempt to save the life of another man …. hail mortal, you know who you are and you are a king among men.

ps. on a lighter note, may I say your feathers looked splendid today and your sparkling conversation as good as any Bollinger, cheers, WoE

Most interesting women are interested in men who fall into the high scoring man-points category, we all know that. The reason is of course, that most men out there are very dull and there isn’t much inbetween, so the cycle continues. As women, we have to abandon men like Rod Damon and employ a male trainer instead so that our men know how to be behave. This would be money well spent. There is no excuse for all you men out there who are not getting your fair share of female adoration. You may be confused as to how to go about this so you need some instruction. Of course charisma cannot be taught so I am assuming that you already have an element of that. This is not rocket science, as they say. Once the male has received instruction he will be ready to take on a life of adoration and reap the benefits that naturally follow. If, after intensive training, he doesn’t show any sign of improvement, get rid of him. Women it’s up to you to spot potential. Men it’s up to you to become attentive. The finale, remain faithful. Simple isn’t it?

By the way, Tommy Lee and Sir Ranulph Fiennes, should not be mentioned in the same category, women will see Tommy Lee and others like him, as cheap trash. Mr Collins, by including his exploits you show your true colours. No good will ever come of it I tell you. Pedestals should only be occupied by the deserving. On that note I shall tell you that I have a pedestal in my garden for you Mr Collins, tis a precarious position so try not to wobble (zero man-points), my coconuts are getting closer and closer