Rod Collins

Rod Damon has been kind enough to send me some replies to all the mail I forward to him.
He cannot reply personally to them all, such is the volume, but tries to answer some
I hand you over to The Coxeman himself

Well here we go again more sagacious advice from a man of the world - listen up - you know it makes sense !

Dear Mr Damon
I am secretly obsessed with Pamela Anderson, I think it may be unhealthy but I cannot help myself.
I also think I am in with a good chance if only we could meet up.
Am I deluding myself ?

Anonymous - Grimsby

Dear Anon - Grimsby
I would move on if I were you, she’s cracking on a bit now and well passed her best. When I ‘paid my respects’ to her last year I was shocked in the morning !
Don’t go for anyone over 25 years old, that’s my advice

Dear Rod Damon
I am a house husband. My wife has a high powered job and I stay at home and look after the house.
I don’t mind cooking and cleaning but my male friends all poke fun at me!
Can you think of any witty ripostes that will shut them up

Simon - Boulder

Simon
You sound like a nancy boy to me ! Your friends are probably right in whatever they say to you.
If they are good friends they are just trying to help you.
If casual acquaintances then they are simply taking the p**s, which you should expect.

This business of women having proper jobs causes nothing but trouble in my experience.
Never ends happily, they invariably become dogmatic and opinionated.
In extreme cases I have seen it lead to feminism and lesbianism.

I suspect it’s too late for you now, you have been emasculated.
But take heed men out there, if you have been stupid enough to get married - nip this sort of thing in the bud!

Dear Mr Damon
My husband is an avid reader of your exploits and since becoming so he is constantly chasing other women.
I am at my wits end, we have been married for nearly seven years now.
What is wrong with him all of a sudden?
Amanda - Essex

Amanda
there could be several explanations for this:
1: You could be boring in the conjugal department
2: You may have let yourself go after 7 years of marriage
3: Your husband may have married too early in his life
4: He has been unduly influenced by The Coxeman

1 & 2 are in your hands, 3 is a real possibility but could still be tied in with the first two.
# 4, well what can I say, if I have put a man back on his genetically programmed path then my work has not been in vain

Dear Sir
I have tried all over to purchase the Stallion aftershave you use, which sends women wild. All to no avail, where do you get it?
James - Oxford

James
I have it specially blended at a perfumers in Jermyn Street London. I have been approached by a major brand name who want to retail it worldwide.
However such is the potency of Stallion very few men are capable of handling the subsequent results.
I let someone recently put a dab behind his ear, he was briefly molested by a woman and ended up with a groin strain! Had the woman fallen under the spell of two generous handfuls of Stallion, she could have hospitalized the poor man!

Happy to answer any more questions you may have

Keep it Up!
The Coxeman