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Rod Damon aka The Coxeman for Prime Minister - It’s Time for Change
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Greetings Plebs - The Coxeman here
With that porridge chewing Bonehead Brown on the rocks and our once great nation spiralling down the pan at an alarming rate the time has come for change !

I call you all to action - save the country before it’s too late

Sick and tired of all the politically correct bu****it - political rhetoric and empty promises ?
Well do something about it and vote for me in the democratic coup I’m planning !
I intend to bring a dose of reality to the country, wake up the slackers and bring back a sense of what made this country great !

We are living on the past endeavours of previous superior generations - this cannot last forever!

I have put together a simple manifesto, no nonsense just what needs to be done and how I’ll do it. Some of the liberal woolly headed councillors, do-gooders, social workers, educationalists and ecomentalists may not like it but it’s time to wake up !

My Manifesto

Foreign Policy - Defence

A strong properly funded army, air force and navy but smaller than present, reason being, we would only deploy these forces in the event of a direct threat to this country.
We would no longer interfere in other countries business. We’ve done it for 100s of years and no good has ever come of it !

Women

Women would gradually be deployed into areas more suited to them. Serious roles with heavy responsibility would be taken over by men. Women are not suited to high powered jobs, did you know that in America 30 million women break down in tears at work every year ?

Education

Frankly I’d simply start again !
Firstly I’d make all teachers sit a strict test and sack all those incapable of passing it.
I’d also sack any teacher with facial hair but that’s possibly power going to my head already.
I’d stop teaching children useless garbage and also cancel most of the school holidays.
Parents don’t want the kids off school half the year and seeing as how our children are the 24th worst in the world in educational standards time off is something they clearly don’t need.

Further Education

Universities would be entirely state funded !
This would be paid for by cancelling all ’soft subjects’ and useless courses. When did anyone ever think what this country needs is more media studies graduates ?
Stop trying to tell kids they can all go to university ! Why should we aim for over half of them to get a degree - barely 10% are really bright enough anyway!

Transport

Road fund tax would be abolished. A small levy would be placed on petrol that way those using the roads would pay. All monies generated would be ring fenced for roads not siphoned off for half-baked lunatic schemes involving councils and lesbians, sometimes both!
Airports and air operators would see an end to their tax breaks!
Why should a pensioner who lives in the countryside pay a huge tax levy on petrol when Richard Branson pays no duty on plane fuel to fly businessmen all over the world for stupid meetings that could be done by video conferencing !

Pensions

Every pensioner who has served their country or any war widows will see their pensions doubled with immediate effect.
The way war veterans are treated in this country is an absolute disgrace !
Those who have saved and taken care of themselves throughout their lives will be rewarded not punished.

Religion

All forms of religion, bar none, will be banned !
It’s caused nothing but trouble all over the world for 1000s of years.
It was only devised so an elite few could control the ignorant masses anyway.

Health Care

All National Health administrators will be given a mop, bucket and bottle of bleach and told to clean their filthy hospitals !
Finding a cure for cancer is difficult wiping things with cloths is not.
Once they’ve cleaned everything I would sack the whole sorry bunch of money wasting ******** , give doctors and nurses more power and put professional management in place.
There would also be some health care rationing: cigarette smokers may not get treated for related illnesses, fat people won’t get hip replacements etc.
If you’ve taken no personal responsibility for your health over the years why should the country take responsibility for it now ?

There is much more but for now this will do as I want to appeal to the youth vote as well and I know how they struggle with reading anything longer than a text message

I am happy to discuss any of my policies and answer questions about them.
I will also respond to questions on anything not covered here.

If you have any questions now is the time to ask because come the revolution I’ll be in charge !

Keep it Up !
The Coxeman - Your Future Prime Minister

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