The Best Looking Men in the World
Who Are the World’s Best Looking Guys?
Due to popular, and not unreasonable, demand from our female visitors we are attempting to redress the imbalance caused by things such as our Grid Girls from the Formula 1 Grand Prix Series.
We shall build this page and can swap those included about a bit.
I present the first two as they seemed continually to be 1 and 2 in searches results for The Best Looking Man in the World
Brad Pitt - The hottest guy alive !
Johnny Depp a modern day libertine
George Clooney officially voted sexiest man 2006
Olivier Martinez - special request for Jordan!
Jake Gyllenhaal - voted #2 in recent top 100 men
Pierce Brosnan officially voted sexiest man 2001
Matthew Fox - from the TV series Lost
Jude Law officially voted sexiest man 2004
Matthew McConaughey - appears highly on most polls
Man of Mystery - Who’s this handsome swine !
I shall be adding to this list constantly, it is a work in progress.
Any suggestions welcomed
Any comments welcomed
Any votes for reshuffles also welcomed
Rod said,
December 6, 2006 @ 7:19 pm
Jude Law is something of a mystery to me - perhaps our ladies can enlighten me and the rest of the male population.
The other four seem fairly obvious but JL ?
Craig said,
December 6, 2006 @ 10:59 pm
Something to do with sensitive, nancy boy types - you know, those men who actually ‘know’ about ‘fashion’ and dress accordingly!
Jordan said,
December 7, 2006 @ 9:07 am
Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm
Heaven, im in heaven!!! Does Brad look edible or what?!!
Well done Mr Collins, glad you can take a hint or several!
Can’t see the Jude Law thing, I need Olivier Martinez now and my day will be one long day dream.
TC. No offence ment, but be careful, the men on this site are of a certain age and liable to heart tremors.
Have you upset WoE on Tuesday Rod? They seem very quiet at the moment or are they making a cauldron for spells to lure DC or GC?
Jordan
Rod said,
December 7, 2006 @ 9:19 am
Craig
I think I know who you mean, can’t argue with that !
Best
Rod
Rod said,
December 7, 2006 @ 9:25 am
Jordan
pleased you approve, I took some time in selecting the pictures as well, Brad seems unbeatable to me.
Olivier on his way, special requests always welcome.
As to WoE I suspect festive planning etc is taking over, they are very sociable and busy at this time of year. A life based around entertaining, fine food and travelling to your house abroad can be very exacting
I christened myself Johnny One House in Horncastle
Best
Rod
Jordan said,
December 7, 2006 @ 10:44 am
Rod
“I christened myself Johnny One House in Horncastle”
The smallest violin in the world is broken as the moment, sorry!
Love the picture of Olivier, are you sure you couldn’t find one of him in similar attire to Brad??
A Retired Bookdealer said,
December 7, 2006 @ 11:17 am
Hello All ,
A couple of things this week have rocked by boat,
As follows.
1 - I was talking to a friend last night who told we that they may not this year
be able to have a Christmas tree and decorations in the office
as it may cause upset to other members of staff and members of the public,
who are of a different nationality and religion.
2 - A friend recently went to have his eyes tested,
” Have you noticed recently how many people are wearing glasses ?”,
anyway back to the subject in hand, he had the various tests including the one where you look into the machine and the optician
examines your eyes from the other side, which I have until now always thought was to examine deep into the eye, which it may be ?,
anyway all went well with the test.
At the end of the test the optician was typing his details into the computer, the monitor of which was tilted towards him, as such he could see what was being typed, i.e. his name, address and other details, the optician then clicked a box at the bottom of the screen which read DNA sample taken !. when he enquired as to what this was he was fobbed off with some cock and bull story.
But I wonder are the George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty Four days approaching faster than we think ?,
or are they already here ?
On reading this classic work you will find it compares very well to politics and other things that have happened over the last ten years.
Rod said,
December 7, 2006 @ 1:43 pm
Jordan
the only semi naked photo I could find also included a woman, which I thought may spoil the effect
Rod said,
December 7, 2006 @ 1:45 pm
ARB
as I previously alluded to, Orwellian days are well and truly upon us already, in many respects we have already surpassed what was meant to be a work of fiction!
Things are happening here that exceed what happened in Cold War Russia!
Regards
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
December 7, 2006 @ 8:07 pm
Jordan,
We will have Olivier gift wrapped for you for Christmas. If he’s anything like George he will arrive complete with martini(?) ….. lord knows what Daniel will make of this …. we must remember to shove him into the closet in good time!
Rod, is it true that all handsome men are photographed with a brick wall as backdrop? We are beginning to think you and George are one and the same, certainly you have some similar traits …….
As for the Mouret dress … we doubt whether the designer has the ability to produce anything that will successfully fit the Witches. We have long since studied his work and with very few exceptions all the women look broomstick thin. Besides we already stop traffic so the sight of us dressed like this would cause a frenzy. We are currently dressed in artist smocks inside the recently converted coven … printing ink, lino, gouging tools and Bollinger will hopefully bring this years festive creation to a passable conclusion.
…. and by the way, the Witches don’t go for the Jude Law type. All our men are the steeley eyed, action packed, ‘if there’s nothing else, will eat light bulbs’ sort. WoE
Rod said,
December 8, 2006 @ 9:42 am
WoE,
the brickwall is a good backdrop, especially for the likes of me, offers something less boring to look at !
You’d bring Horncastle to a standstill in a Mouret dress, you’d have to steer clear of bookshops though, you may never get out!
Trust you are festering nicely
Best
Rod
Rod said,
December 8, 2006 @ 9:45 am
Jordan
I hate this Olivier Martinez fella!
As you brought the subject up and he’s a film star I thought I’d qwatch a movie with him in last night.
Checked his biog online and I do have a DVD with him in - Taking Lives.
A good film up until the time this Olivier hits the lovely Angelina Jolie in the face !
French swine !
Best
Rod
Jordan said,
December 8, 2006 @ 10:51 am
WoE
“We will have Olivier gift wrapped for you for Christmas”
Oh my, oh my. Can Christmas come early this year
Rod.
Another guy for the ‘Gallery’ Matthew Fox (he is in TV prog ‘Lost’) half naked please, the Witches and i are ‘Loving it, loving it’
Angelina - spit - she has the lovely Brad! Maybe Olivier hit her because of this fact!
Angelina, beautiful as she is, could do with eating a bit more, she is starting to look a little gaunt.
Jordan
Rod said,
December 8, 2006 @ 11:21 am
Jordan
Can Christmas come early this year
I’ll just leave that one
I shall get onto the Matthew Fox straight away
As to Angelina, she looked simply stunning in Taking Lives, it sounds corny but when you see her smile……… it makes you wonder just what it must feel like to have her smile at you !
Yet another sign of age I guess, that and I’m going soft!
Best
Rod
Update
MF added Jordan, unable to find any topless shots of him, very strange given the nature of the show he’s on!
My guess is he’s not as hot as BP and DC, oh and me of course!
Rod said,
December 8, 2006 @ 12:28 pm
Amazingly, my ISP has just posted an article and poll to vote for the sexiest man of 2006!
I wonder if they are ripping my ideas off
I’ll keep everyone abreast of the results they get
Jordan said,
December 8, 2006 @ 3:47 pm
I think a re.shuffle is called for.
Olivier and Jake 
Move Jude Law and Matthew McConaughey to the bottom.
Raise
Rod said,
December 8, 2006 @ 4:56 pm
Jordan
all reshuffled, JL and MM demoted, O&J have been moved up
I’ll leave any raising of them in your capable hands
Enjoy the weekend
Best
Rod
Jordan said,
December 8, 2006 @ 5:13 pm
Rod
Re; “I’ll leave any raising of them in your capable hands”
If only!
Have you noticed how quiet all the usual male visitors have been? I think they are all feeling very inadequate! And rightly so!!
Have a good one too.
Jordan
Rod said,
December 8, 2006 @ 6:04 pm
You could well be right!
I, of course, am comfortable enough in myself not to be intimidated
I still think the fella at #10 deserves to be a little higher
Craig said,
December 8, 2006 @ 11:47 pm
@WoE
Unfortunately I can confirm that lighbulbs cause very bad dental cavities!!!
Witches of Eastwick said,
December 10, 2006 @ 8:49 pm
Craig,
We understand from the warlocks that energy savers are preferred …. more fibre apparently. When people compliment them by saying they look radiant, we suspect they actually mean it, subsequently they are in great demand during power cuts. WoE
Maria said,
February 13, 2007 @ 6:10 pm
Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt are obvious but the others???
That Jake whatever his name is is soooo ugly. George Clooney and Pierce Brosnan are so old and wrinkly. Why isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio or Ashton Kutcher there??? They HAVE to be there!
Rod said,
February 13, 2007 @ 7:13 pm
Maria
this is what we need more input from the ladies.
The table can be revised and added to to try and make it more definitive.
Your comment now adds them
Thanks for taking the time to comment and you are always welcome back to the site
All the best
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
February 13, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
Rod,
High time for a Jonny Wilkinson shot, all the girls will love that surely and ‘twould make an excellent valentine for the Witches.
WoE
Rod said,
February 13, 2007 @ 7:29 pm
WoE
may need to rehash the whole thing then - this is when we need the input of Jordan and Thonged Chick
Best
Rod
Elizabeth said,
August 30, 2007 @ 10:58 pm
I think you need to rethink your number one spot! It rightfully belongs to Viggo Mortensen!
Who else!?!?
Linda said,
January 11, 2008 @ 4:38 am
Jude Law looks like he not only is gay but like he doesn’t really like women; even can’t stand them; he must want to puke every time he has to do a romance scene with one of ‘those’.
I never found Brad Pitt sexy; maybe now with muscles, he looks like good ‘meat’ but otherwise, forget it; his lips are too fullish and ‘wet’ looking; bad turn off for me.
I think Jake Gyllenhaal is really cool and looks ‘deep’.
George Clooney shakes his head too much when he talks (like one of those Hawaiian dancing dolls you can put in the car and it shakes its hips) but he is really bright.
Olivier Martinez looks like a user and abuser.
Matthew McConaughey looks like he has substance.
Johnny Depp is just a world apart; an Untouchable. Terribly genius; terrible dressing but still earns a truck-load of my respect.
Of course, these are all my ‘assumptions’ based on ‘impressions’.
And the Mystery Man! Great job; love your humor, too nice!
Rod said,
January 11, 2008 @ 8:26 am
Linda
Welcome to the site and many thanks for the great comment, I hope you return soon.
I agree with Jude Law, never seen that one myself and I have to say were I to become a woman or turn gay it would be Johnny Depp all the way …
The opnly thing that would stop Johnny being #1 is if I could identify the mystery man
Thanks again Linda
All the best
Rod
BHS said,
January 27, 2008 @ 4:03 am
How does clooney get on the list. He is average at best.
Rod said,
January 27, 2008 @ 9:02 am
BHS
thanks for the commment and welcome to the site.
I think a lot of women would agree with you though that said it’s the old star power that does the trick.
It seems Sean Connery has a brother who looks just like him and he is on record as saying women were never really interested in him !
Regards
Rod
Medina said,
April 4, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
Hi
I think you are right about No 1, he is hot, but on second place you must take G.Clooney
I agree about they good look, but I can’t forgive Brad for being with that, that woman!
Rod said,
April 5, 2008 @ 7:47 am
Hi Medina
thanks for the comment and welcome to the site. Hope you’ll return please feel free to comment again.
We share a common bond Medina - I cant forgive Angelina Jolie for being with that man!
Regards
Rod
Princess G said,
April 16, 2008 @ 1:35 am
Hi
Brad Pitt should definitly be number 1 on that list! He is simply gorgeous! And Johnny Depp should also be very high in the list! I have watched the ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ films and he is extremely witty in those, which most certainly puts him high amongst the top lookers.
As for George Clooney, well, he’s just old! Old and wrinkly. So is Pierce Brosnan, but however old and wrinkly they are, the do have bundles of cash! Just think how many shoes and how many clothes you could buy with that amount of money!
PG..x
Rod said,
April 16, 2008 @ 8:59 am
PG
Thanks for taking the time to comment and welcome to the site.
I was watching the highly educational Nuts TV channel the other night and they were doing a street quiz based on 3 questions
Who would you want to go out with
Who would you want to marry
Who would you want to kill
Nearly all the girls said they wanted to go out with Johnny Depp - especially if dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow !
As for George Clooney, well, he’s just old! Old and wrinkly. So is Pierce Brosnan
That one hurts a little PG
That, said I now think I agree - they are both considerably older than me - so you’re right
Just to prove how in touch I am with my feminine side - If I had Brosnan’s money I too would spend it on clothes and shoes
Regards
Rod