Strange Things People Search the Internet For
Regulars will know that we round the month off with information about popular Google, Yahoo, Ask, MSN etc search terms that bring people to this site.
The beginning of the month however affords a chance for me to see some of the more obscure and funny things people have Googled and found themselves here.
The sheer amount of search traffic means these things normally get pushed off the list which only contains about 2,000 phrases
So here we go them some of the things people typed into Google and found little old me.
Anything in brackets is my comment
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rodini magic (the Great Rodini still drags ‘em in)
dinos kimi (thanks to The Dinosaur)
what waist size is jordan (thanks to our Jordan)
how do i open a bookstore? (don’t bother)
webs with girls in hot pants
bluffer´s guide to literature
cross dressing shop (chick jeans rock)
am i over qualified for tesco
what makes men attractive to women (don’t ask me)
what makes the perfect wife (an ex one
)rod sex (
)maggie gyllanhaal strip search
what does dreaming of being chased by evil man mean
when was the first house built on Wybers Wood
how to get hot myspace friends (you’re asking the right guy
)promotional cough sweet (good knows how this one got in)
whats the appeal of cleethorpes (errr, I give in)
sock etiquette (for woe)
forced to strip (for LB)
if i am a size 10 then how many inches is my waist australian
woman control (for Rod Damon)
what type of women do men look for
paul gilbert down to mexico guitar tab ( awesome \m/ )
why rich men should never get married
sawing a woman in half who is standing up magic trick
books are a thing of the past (they certainly are)
claire sweeney thong (add to this list “every girls name” in a thong)
what dress size should i be ( 10 of course
)x factor rodini (perhaps I should apply to go on the show)
how to make roasted parsnips
There are many more and a ton I’d better not list.
If anybody can think of any key phrases I ought to target let me know, perhaps I’ll build a page and we’ll see how we do in Google subsequently
Lindi Lou said,
April 4, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
How about the following:
Stress management - or how to drink and smoke with pride
The Rise and fall of the English Gentleman (make of this what you will!)
The Red wine diet - You’ll be so happy you won’t be able to see the scales; pounds lost - ask the cashier in Sainsburys.
I’m waffling now but I do hope a few other folk join in on this one….. ; )
Rod said,
April 4, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
LL
I like the Red Wine Diet !
How to lose weight by drinking red wine …
There could be some traffic in that one, there’s a bit of competition on it as somebody has a book of the same title, may be interesting to see if I can get on the first page of Google for it.