St Trinian’s Girls Run Riot on Wybers Wood Grimsby
Imagine the scene dear reader, your host, safely ensconced in La Casa Goldeneye, is winding down getting ready to settle down with a restorative glass of wine and a well-earned smoke when all hell breaks loose !
Riotous screams and shouts of Rod - Rod - Rod could be heard far and wide …
Was my house on fire ?
Was it a police raid - have they finally caught up with me ?
Had the neighbours got together to burn me out a la Frankenstein ?
A trip the the front window provided the answer.
Stood in front of my house were 6 St Trinian’s Girls !
I can imagine you thinking this must be an every day occurrence in the life of The Most Eligible Bachelor on Wybers-Wood or that all your hosts dreams must have come true.
Well no, they were all young ladies of school age ready to take Wybers by storm and then go on to rock all the lesser mortals at ice skating.
Needless to say, the girls, who all looked fabulous decked out in the full fancy dress, rocked the Grimsby Leisure Centre, made other girls jealous and boys light headed.
There are unconfirmed reports that a huge strain was put on the Grimsby Ambulance Service after multiple calls came from the Leisure Centre calling for assistance as teenage boys were collapsing and hyper ventilating by the dozen 
As Girls Aloud said in the theme song for the movie
 We are the best, so screw the restWe do as we damn well please Until the end St Trinian’s Defenders of anarchy  |
This goes out to all the girls especially the original 3 musketeerettes G ~ L ~ K
Beyond Awesome !
Regards
Rod - playing the part of Russell Brand’s Harry Flash
the dinosaur said,
April 4, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
Rod, now I’ve stopped laughing, it proves one thing, that in Wybers Wood at least you are famous (or should that be infamous) and they’ve obviously heard you are in search of a wife, celebrity culture being what it is that makes you a target for all ambitious young “ladies”
That or they think you’ve a Ferrari Dino as driven by Kimi Raikkonen (see previous article) thanks to me? 
Craig Knighton said,
April 4, 2008 @ 3:49 pm
Tut tut!
Aren’t you a little old for that sort of thing
Rod said,
April 4, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
Craig,
given the girls were all about 15 absolutely !
Just to prove how old I am, on hearing they were walking to the leisure centre later in the evening I organized a 2 car convoy to make sure they got there safely.
Lindi Lou said,
April 7, 2008 @ 11:00 am
Sounds like you are a true English Gentleman; I thought they were extinct!
Keep up the good work……
Rod said,
April 7, 2008 @ 11:24 am
LL
I try, perhaps there’s few of us left !