Some Strange Search Terms
This site gets about 50% of it’s traffic via search engines, chiefly Google.
Looking at the terms people search for that bring them to the site is of great importance, though little interest to most reading this.
That said, there are some strange and interesting terms
Hear are just a small selection of some of the more oddball ones, bold is the exact term searched for, normal text is my comment - I have linked some of the terms to the relevant page
are katie price s breasts real
What can you say to this ?
man sells moustache on e bay
Dax strikes again
how to control your girlfriend
I wonder if they found what they were looking for
rod collins diet
No idea about this one
queen elizabeth hotel grimsby
Bad news for the hotel, I’m on the first page of Google for their name
Grimsby Magician
7 people have now tried to hire The Great Rodini, shows the power of SEM, especially as the page seems so clearly a joke.
etiquette for socks
I may do some more style based pages - good traffic
rod damon books
I rank #1 for Rod Damon 
thonged girls
Again, I am 1st page for this term, incredible how strong this site is becoming, I even rank well for pornstars names
hitting a pheasant in your car
55,000 matches for this and I am #3
jessica simpson carwash
This has been a huge hit on the internet, but once again 1st page. Just hyperlinked this and had to watch it again, a video mash up/re mix pitting Jessica against Paris Hilton
show me a picture of the sexiest man in the world naked
They must have been looking for me 
macaroni cheese & truffle sauce
WoE and OMITK are responsible for this one
cloud 9 lincoln
A lap dancing club and I outrank their own site for the term. The lovely Morgan is still bring in traffic as well
For those wondering what the most common terms are, here are the top 10 this morning, this morning’s list already runs into hundreds.
The number is the amount of visitors and the % is percentage search term, i.e. 12.3% of all the search traffic this morning typed in Daniel Craig Workout
daniel craig workout 245 12.3 %
mandy lynn 95 4.7 %
alexis amore 78 3.9 %
football babes 34 1.7 %
daniel craig s workout 26 1.3 %
daniel craig diet 23 1.1 %
rod collins 22 1.1 %
forced to strip 21 1 %
knickerless celebrities 19 0.9 %
daniel craig body
Little Brother said,
January 4, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
Rod,
I can’t believe SC is still searching for ‘forced to strip’-unbelievable. There cannot be a page on this vile subject he hasn’t visited.
Be warned I saw the man in Tesco last week, the christmas festivities seem to have taken their toll on his vast torso…wouldn’t want to bench press that!
LB
Rod said,
January 4, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
LB
forced to strip is a really popular entry point, sorry for the term, to the site.
There are a lot of other strange ones which, for reasons of taste, I leave out
I hope there was not a punch-up at the bacon counter between you and your close neighbour
Rod
Little Brother said,
January 4, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
Rod,
I would never come between SC and his bacon-I know when I am beaten.
A Retired Bookdealer said,
January 4, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
Little Brother said,
Rod,
I would never come between SC and his bacon-I know when I am beaten.
Little Brother - easily solved this one , wait until he tucks into the bacon , and then Whack him with the Pan ! …..
Little Brother said,
January 4, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
Retired Bookdealer,
As much as I would like to strike our host around the head from time to time I shall refrain from such violent acts (I am #1 in the will don’t forget)
As for you sir, I often wondered who you were and now the proverbial penny has dropped-once a brute always a brute…..you are outed!!
Rod said,
January 5, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
If you search for
Hot Chicks in Lincolnshire
on gooogle.com the #1 match is ………
The Great Rodini !
Love it