I could use some good press - if you could manage it … you’re right you know, we should look at this from a marketing point of view, so…

Now ladies work with us on this and try to imagine Rod as a back yard. In this world there are yards where dustbins are kept, a sort of forgotten space and then there are yards that are just jaw-droppingly fabulous. Then again, there are the kind that are unique and interesting and worth the effort. Decorated to a high standard throughout, this yard will always look like a class above the rest - just needs the right woman to appreciate it. We don’t mind you moving in and looking after Rod as long as he is still able to grace us with his irreplaceable presence on Tuesday mornings at the Philosophy Club.

WoE

p.s. How’s that for starters?

My potential partner need not look like Pammie - I’m not that shallow, nor indeed in a position to insist on such things, if I was I probably would though

I could use some good press - if you could manage it
The future Mrs Goldeneye could be reading this !
Rodent

There will be more girls thanking their lucky stars they had a near miss rather than lamenting the outcome I suspect

I take your point though, perhaps I’ve come to the game too late !
I guess I’ve had my chances - perhaps I deserve no more !

Rodent

He’s obviously had an epiphany. It’s probably worth standing by for the next epiphany incase there’s a complete about turn. By the time his future intended checks out his various sites, she could be forgiven for getting entirely the wrong message unless of course she looks like Pammie and is very understanding of the male condition. Our guess is that we’ll have to keep her away from the sites until the famous Collins charm has had time to do it’s thing… so a bit like a Brian Rix farce really

Suppose Rod is testament to the fact that men start to mature in their forties but then women should know this by now and prepare themselves accordingly…like a rare orchid, the flowering of Rod’s maturity may be brief

WoE

p.s. do you think this has anything to do with the mobile balcony? Just the other day we overheard him chuntering something like …. ’shall I compare thee to a summer’s day’

Shock indeed! Think of all the broken hearts along the way because he didn’t want to commit to things etc.

He could have had his socks darned and his veggy patch sown for him. But then there probably would’t be a vegetable patch. In it’s place would be a football net or a net ball net.

Jordan

Yes it came as a surprise to us too but there it is and here we go again this time all hands on deck to find him a match before he’s past his best… doubtless a questionable point! Anyway the Coven’s all out of candidates so alas we can’t help the boy now, like Mowgli he’s all alone out in the jungle

WoE

But you are correct changes would be the order of the day but then what’s wrong with change - all things are possible !
Regards
Rod

After reading and commenting on many of your blog’s i feel that you are a very confused man!

You hate: commitment, noise, children, work, socialising, cats, most sports, going out….. do i need to carry on?!

So now are going to change everything about yourself, you are a man, this is not possible!

Jordan

Wish me luck old chap and in the words of a great adventurer
I’m going out and may be some time
Cheers
Rod