Russell Brand Sex God !
We were shocked to read a quote earlier this week that legendary lothario Russell Brand was going to give up women !
What a loss to manhood 
However, all is not lost, we can breath a sigh of relief, he was pictured the other day leaving a club with Miss Great Britain, Gemma Garrett and if that’s not enough this happened only 24 hours later …
It’s not fair - really it isn’t 
There seems to be more benefits to celebrity life than I first imagined from what I see in the tabloid press. Being a minor celebrity myself I have begun to harbour thoughts of a life like RB’s ! I’ll need some publicity of course to kick start the job so I’ll be looking for something that will get me into the Grimsby Evening Telegraph - in a scandalous way of course !
No doubt I will get plagued with stunning young model wannabes all looking to try and use me as a springboard for their careers but I’m willing to sacrifice myself on that altar
I wouldn’t be adverse to taking a few style pointers from the great man himself either though regretfully I had my long hair cut off some years ago
So that all sounds like a plan - all I need is:
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An initial publicity gimmick
A local radio slot on Viking Radio
Minor tweaks to my image
And Bob’s your Uncle - I’m in business - a bargain based Lincolnshire lothario - I can almost taste the man points
Watch out for me in the newspapers dear readers and hats off to Russell Brand - what a man !
Entering his London home late at night
Well Played Sir ! Take 10,000 Man Points
Femme Fatale said,
January 29, 2009 @ 8:56 pm
Rod,
hats off to Russell Brand - what a man !
If he were a woman, he would be a SLAG!
Where is the justice
FF
xx
Rod said,
January 30, 2009 @ 8:43 am
FF,
Where is the justice
It’s unfair to women - You’re absolutely right
You girls do get a rough deal over with this scenario which is why you get such an easy ride with everything else in life
Regards
Rod (running for cover)
Jordan said,
January 30, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
RC
You better run!
Jordan
Rod said,
January 30, 2009 @ 2:21 pm
Jordan
You better run!
it could end up like the end sketch from Benny Hill
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
January 30, 2009 @ 2:54 pm
Rod,
Maxi points for the girls
) Rod
No manpoints (or any other for that matter
You can run but you can’t hide…. shame on you, a boy of your age should know better.
WoE ~ trying to get him married off and failing miserably
Rod said,
January 30, 2009 @ 3:24 pm
WoE
trying to get him married off and failing miserably
It’s no wonder I’m on the run
Rod