Rear of the Year Winner - Best Butt 2006
The winner of the annual Rear of the Year has been announced
The winner was a singer called Javine and was presented with her award at a London hotel last night.
I was going to use this as an excuse to fill the page with girls in thongs and lingerie etc
but decided against it, maybe I’m getting old !
She wouldn’t be the Goldeneye choice but it is an award the the recipient must accept in person and is/was sponsored by a jeans company.
For the ladies it seems they now also bestow an award on the best male rear (very much in bad taste I think)
For those interested, few I imagine, he is a footballist called Ian Wright
Those previously honoured with this career capping award are
1997. Melinda Messenger
1998. Carol Smillie
1999. Denise van Outen
2000. Jane Danson
2001. Claire Sweeney
2002. Charlotte Church
2003 Natasha Hamilton
2004 Alex Best
2005 Nell McAndrew
2006 Javine Hylton
2007 Sian Lloyd
Peter Stringvest said,
September 14, 2006 @ 4:58 pm
Ian Wright? They’ve obviously overlooked my nomination for Mr.Chapman of Lincoln as ‘Rear of the Year’-he has all the qualities!
Rod said,
September 14, 2006 @ 5:28 pm
Mr C is disbarred from entering.
He previously won an award from Rear of the Year’s arch rival.
Arse of the Year
Mr C where are you ? Let’s see your name up in lights!
Rod said,
September 14, 2006 @ 5:30 pm
BTW,
my choice from the list above is the 1999 winner DVO - have her washed and brought to my tent
The Coxeman said,
September 14, 2006 @ 5:32 pm
My choice is the whole lot !
One straight after the other - now that’s a night out
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
PS: strike that fat Welsh bird who won in 2002 from my list
Little Brother said,
September 14, 2006 @ 11:00 pm
Big Brother,
Jane Danson? Now there’s a household name! Give it a year or two and her cousin, second removed will use her name (and fame) to qualify for Celebrity(?) Love Island. Here’s an idea for a blog post; pinch a random copy of ‘Hello’ or ‘Chaff’ and invite your readers to guess what each uber celebrity featured actually does or has done to qualify for those wonderful photos of them sprawled on their white leather sofas clutching a glass of cheap fizz and ’snuffles’ the Westland Terrier. This does not include my mate who plays Sunday league for Branston FC and has a girlfriend called Shazz who has bleached hair and will be featured in the Christmas special.
PS In case the lovely Ursula has any German in her and reads this I know there is an ‘umlaut’ in uber!
Rod said,
September 15, 2006 @ 8:51 am
Good idead !
I’ll make enquiries and see if I can get any celebrity magazines.
Can’t bring myself to pay for them but I feel a post coming on
Ursula said,
September 15, 2006 @ 2:14 pm
Dear OMITK
I have many times been described as uber chic, sadly I have no German in me, but that is a story for another day …..
No doubt you have heard through the grapevine that the Great Rodini is about to explode onto the entertainment scene with his usual panache. He thinks it’s him they’re all coming to see but in truth we know your canapes will steal the show.
We’ll send word when the GR has perfected his slight of hand. La Belle Tropezienne awaits, Urs
Little Brother said,
September 15, 2006 @ 3:40 pm
Ursula,
You might not believe the coincidence but I am half German if that qualifies!!
Big Brother claims only English stock but like I tell him; you never know when a bit of German will come in handy!
Vahid , said,
September 15, 2006 @ 5:33 pm
Hello Friends ,
I hope you are all keeping well .
I sorry for not leaving comment sooner as i have been very busy .
I find this post most interesting.
Recently i finish work in Kichen the Chef then say
Vahid ‘
You are Coming with me for Night Out ,
This i do,
We end up in Night Club ,
Where i certainly see the rear of the year.
Woman come up to me ,
She say
You want dance,
Yes i say ,
She then stick her rear in my face and jiggle jiggle it !
Three minutes later she demand £20,
I refuse,
It then all get very nasty with big men,
I manage to run this save me £20 !
Chef still not happy as he get a thump,
Guess he not ask me to go on night out again .
Vahid .
Peter Stringvest said,
September 15, 2006 @ 10:44 pm
It’s tight wads like you that cost my club ‘Stringvests and Undies’ a fortune. As for chefs-they’re a bloody nightmare, turning up at midnight stone cold sober then going hell for leather on the beer and shooters. They’re not as bad as that bloody Rodini who swans in with a cape around his shoulders and large wand in his hand…gets himself five minutes with the lovely Peristroika from Latvia then vanishes in a cloud of smoke before paying. I don’t know how he does it but after talking to a card magician called Lionel aka ‘The Five Knuckle Shuffler’ I’m going to seal the toilet windows and ban the smoking of cheroots.
Ps If you speak to Ursula before I do tell her I’ll be joining her on the Boat as soon as I’ve had a ‘Brazilian’ - I need to look my best in a thong for the next issue of ‘Chaff’
Jordan said,
September 27, 2006 @ 5:14 pm
Me!!!!
Rod said,
September 27, 2006 @ 5:23 pm
Jordan,
Damn Straight! When you’re right you’re right
A red dress springs most immediately to my mind - phew - nurse the screens