Rod Collins Home
Home About Me How to Use This Site Add to Favourites

Website Banned in Qatar

Persona Non Grata in Qatar - I’ve Been Banned by the State of Qatar

It seems I’m being misunderstood again :)
This blog has been banned …
I had an email from a regular customer of mine, who has just returned to that country and in his email was this


Interestingly enough your personal site is banned here - a banner comes down with the words
“this site is banned by the state of Qatar”
Very odd though no doubt it adds to your notoriety status!

Rod Collins

What an outrage !
I’m going to write to my MP - now wait a minute I can’t, he’s in fancy dress and handing fish out somewhere in London - I’ll write to someone though, possibly
The Disaffected Grimbarian’s Gazette a well-known and highly esteemed periodical.

Banned I cannot believe it - why ? What for ? It wasn’t me ! I didn’t do it :evil:

I’m sure it’s these women that have led me astray and brought this about :)
A while ago I noticed the site was banned from Google image search when using the default safe search - it has to disabled in options to allow this site to appear :(

I’m feeling distinctly picked upon - poor little ole me !

Do you think it’s fair or is everybody picking on me :)
Should I start an online petition calling for the reinstatement of Goldeneye as a desirable ?
Regards
Notorious Rod

13 Comments »

  1. Witches of Eastwick said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 11:12 am

    Rod,

    We warned you that Hot Chicks would one day get the better of you. Perhaps you were on the right track with sock etiquette and to smooth things over you could offer Napkin Etiquette as a sort of white flag :)

    So that holiday you were planning in Qatar is off then?

    WoE

  2. Little Brother said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

    Rod,
    I am sure Qatar will see a huge influx of expats now :mrgreen:

    Lb

  3. Rod said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

    WoE
    you could be right about the hot chicks though that would mean it’s my fault, as I cannot admit to being wrong I’ll blame Rod Damon :)

    It is definately off my list of possible holiday destinations - I could be imprisoned and I’d hate to think that everyone in Lincolnshire would be hanging yellow ribbons everyone protesting for my release - not to mention the diplomatioc pressure (to keep me there)
    Rod

  4. Rod said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

    LB
    what an outrage
    I suggest it will be something else to add to the expat list

    Q: What do you miss most about blighty
    A: Marmite and Rod’s blog !

  5. Witches of Eastwick said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

    Rod,

    Taken from the blurb about Qatar … ‘Before the liberalisation, it was taboo for men to wear shorts in public’ … surely you and they are singing from the same hymn sheet :) Could be that now they are liberal, shorts are compulsory…

    WoE

  6. The Coxeman said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

    I’ll blame Rod Damon

    Don’t blame me lame brain !
    I’ve been all over this area on missions and the like and get on very well there.
    A feel a strange affinity with the indiginous population, perhaps it’s because we share the same view of women driving !
    Keep it Up !
    The Coxeman

  7. Rod said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

    WoE
    whilst I would not consider wearing shorts for anything other than a sporting event I would accept, but not encourage, that they could be worn by men on the other side of the equator.
    Note the word ‘could’ not ’should’

    There is certainly no excuse for walking around the streets of England in shorts.
    Last summer I saw someone wearing not only shorts but also sandals and socks.
    Such was the trauma that it took 3 days of polishing my Church’s Oxfords and pressing of Hermes ties to recover :)

    All of this is by-the-by though and gets us no closer to the justice, or rather lack of, in my being banned.
    What’s the world coming to ?

  8. Witches of Eastwick said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

    Rod,

    Wonder if Mr Damon is the reason Qatar became more liberal, he tends to have that affect! Back to the old chestnut of you being banned… do we know why? The whole sock and sandal thing is bound not to have gone unnoticed by expats of a certain age…. could they be the ones who have kicked you out? All the hard work some of us do in order to keep this site respectable, a thankless task. Do we know if you are accepted in the rest of the Middle East and beyond? Perhaps best not to dig too deep…

    WoE

  9. Rod said,

    January 28, 2008 @ 8:59 am

    WoE
    I’m not sure how far th eban extends, it would be interesting to know if it extends to China.
    It’s only going to apply to those countries that try to consore the internet so hopefully not too many.

    As to exactly why … I would imagine it’s to do with images and SEO using images

    It’s the girls wot done for me guv !
    RC

  10. A Retired Bookdealer said,

    January 28, 2008 @ 10:44 am

    Rod,
    Now what have you done ?, I should cross the state of Qatar off your holiday-places to visit list,

  11. Rod said,

    January 28, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

    ARB,
    it’s not so much what I’ve done - I’m just misunderstood :)
    I certainly shall not be holidaying there, if I want sand then it’s in abundance at Cleethorpes !
    RC

  12. Witches of Eastwick said,

    January 28, 2008 @ 12:39 pm

    Rod,

    If we’ve told you once we’ve told you a thousand times, women are nothing but trouble :) Perhaps the new compartmentalized site will annex the Hot Chicks, leaving the rest of the high brow stuff to stand on it’s own…. now that would be telling! Real men like Rod Damon probably don’t have to rely on snap shots of unnaturally enhanced women… we’re sure he sees enough flesh in his day to day life and let’s hope that goes for the rest of you menfolk :)

    WoE

  13. The Coxeman said,

    January 28, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

    WoE
    Real men like Rod Damon probably don’t have to rely on snap shots of unnaturally enhanced women

    Damn straight !
    There’s no substitute for the real thing
    He probably only wants to borrow their jeans anyway !
    Keep it Up !
    The Coxeman

RSS feed for comments on this post

Leave a Comment

For more please see categories on right hand side of page
Thank You

Home

All Original Content © 2006-2010 Goldeneye Holdings ~ Important Disclosure Notice