Pamela Anderson to Get Divorced Hope Springs Eternal
Tragic news greeted my return today - the world’s ultimate woman is getting divorced - after only 4 months!
Not only is this great news for me but it is also a great excuse to write about Pammy and have another picture.
Quite why these ‘celebrities’ think their marriages will last when it seems all can see they must be doomed, think Britney Spears et al, is a mystery to me.
Anyhoo, every cloud has a silver lining, I am now back in with a chance.
It seems clear to me that the only stumbling block to the whole thing is the initial meeting, this is something I need to consider carefully.
A plan of action is required. I am open to suggestions on how to meet and woo the red hot honey that is Pamela Anderson !
Just in case anyone is not sure who she is or what she looks like here is picture
Gratuitous picture of Pamela Anderson - sigh!…….
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 28, 2006 @ 4:14 pm
Rod, we can’t see why you shouldn’t at least try ….. just to break the ice we suggest a double date, Daniel and the Witches, you and Pammie. We’ll both win all round ….. we will be able to discuss cleavage whaleboning with PA and you will be able to chat to DC about fast cars and manly things. Quite honestly Rod we’re not sure what you should take on this particular date but perhaps some double sided sticky tape incase her hair and chest need adjustment, oh yes and some nice carnations. No stealing my date if yours doesn’t work out!
All DC needs are some frosted lenses and a chloroform impregnated handkerchief. The question my friend, is where and when? WoE
Rod said,
November 28, 2006 @ 4:38 pm
WoE
I doubt DC will attend a double date, i am now ranking so well for Daniel Craig Workout in all major search engines he is doubtless aware of my presence. He has admitted to regular vanity Google searches!
I suspect this may dent his confidence somewhat and impact on his decision to attend, tempting though a date with the Witches undoubtably is.
I need bring very little for the date, Pammie, as can be seen from above, needs no help from anyone. I shall therefore bring only my wallet, a sharp suit and shirt, and what the good lord provided me with (such as it is)
Regards
A Well Fed Rod
The Coxeman said,
November 28, 2006 @ 4:43 pm
I know a thing or to about women and I can tell you, having travelled the world seducing women on every continent I have never seen anyone look as hot as she does in that picture!
In fact, I am beginning to think after looking at the picture again, I may have slept with some men !
Keep it Up!
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 28, 2006 @ 6:12 pm
Rod, we hate to be picky here but you state she ‘needs no help from anyone’, so that excludes surgeons does it? If you insist on wearing a sharp suit make sure it doesn’t puncture anything or she may feel suddenly deflated and sue! WoE
Daniel, if you’re watching …. we are tall, willowy and drop dead gorgeous. Please get in touch so we can arrange a hot date, any messages can be posted on this site so don’t be shy. x
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 28, 2006 @ 6:18 pm
To the Coxeman,
The reason why you have never seen anyone who looks like Pammie in this photo is because she’s been whittled out of polystyrene. WoE
Jordan said,
November 29, 2006 @ 9:13 am
I think she needs to put a coat on, its a bit nippy.
She does look fab, but we all could look like that with £££££ of plastic surgery. And a few ribs removed!
She needs to smile more as well.
Jordan
Rod said,
November 29, 2006 @ 10:15 am
WoE
you wound me deeply when turn on my affianced to be !
Your appeals to Daniel may actually be read by him, as crazy as it sounds, it could well be true.
You never know your luck. Mind you, if your land DC before I get Pamela Anderson I’ll never hear the last of it!
Regards
Rod
Rod said,
November 29, 2006 @ 10:19 am
Jordan
once again, the female voice of reason!
On a serious note it would be interestiung to see what these top professional hair and make up teams could do with a girl who is just prettyish.
I suspect the photos, especially if airbrushed, could be staggering.
Regards
Rod
PS, I mean professional teams not these £75 make over/photographer merchants, vaseline on the camera lens and a fur rug as a prop
Jordan said,
November 29, 2006 @ 10:39 am
Im sure we all could look good with a bit (some more than others) air-brushing and professional photography.
Look at some of the so called ‘celebs’ when they are caught out shopping and not at a film premier, you wouldn’t recognise them! You see better walking around your local Sainsbury’s.
Rod said,
November 29, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Jordan
absolutely!
I saw a picture of Cameron Diaz, I wouldn’t even have wanted to be seen talking to her never mind actually take her out!
She really did look dog rough - unlike me who’s a handsome swine of course
I’m just going into town and will pop in Sain’s on my way back, I’ll keep my eyes open
Cheers
Rod
Jordan said,
November 29, 2006 @ 1:23 pm
Any luck in Sainsbury’s?
Rod said,
November 29, 2006 @ 1:52 pm
Jordan
Just returned from town,
Sainbury’s was a little dull, apart from a real hottie who has worked there for ages, no potentially hot chicks hanging about !
Xmas shopping in town yielded exactly……..nothing
I didn’t even buy myself anything.
I’m going late night shopping tomorrow so may be able to buy something then, hopefully for myself rather than anyone else
Regards
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 30, 2006 @ 9:26 am
Rod, what are you getting up to in the mornings these days? In lieu of a morning paper we, the public, require thought provoking stuff from the blog …. could be a sign of age, you’re obviously sleeping in having exhausted yourself making money the day before!
The site is heading for an in depth article about Tupperware unless you get your act together. WoE
Rod said,
November 30, 2006 @ 10:30 am
WoE
Whilst I never get up to an alarm or any timetable, I very seldom sleep in.
The timing of posts is sometime influenced by what I am doing but more recently I tend to let one exhaust itself before starting another.
I have indeed been having bouts of fatigue and exhaustion but this is not due to making money the day before! !
Things are going rather well at the moment, in terms of various internet income streams, but the beauty of the things I set up is that I do not have to do anything with them now.
For example, I checked one of my accounts last night at 7.30pm. It showed a little bit of $ earnt so far that day. When I checked it this morning, overnight it generated more than a days pay for someone who actually works.
All ‘earnt’ whilst drinking claret, talking on the phone and sleeping!
Very steady!
Not sure I should really talk about the above, strange really, but hey ho!
I shall try and get posts up in the morning or done at night ready to be seen by those logging on in the morning
Regards
Rod
A Retired Bookdealer said,
November 30, 2006 @ 10:32 am
Do You Use the Phone at Work ?
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