Pamela Anderson Going Out with a Magician
Pamela Anderson is Desperately Seeking a Magician
News that Pammie is showing great interest in magicians can mean only one thing …
The Return of The Great Rodini
Some 2 bit American magician called Criss Angel has been getting up close and personal with the one and only Pammy - it won’t do !
What’s wrong with (give it a read especially the comments) The Greatest Magician in Lincolnshire - it’s an outrage !
We all know she’s perfect for me!
I know I get accused of being shallow and looking at girls who are a lot younger than me but she’s looking hot at 40 so she’s a girl of a sensible age - so you can’t flame me there.
This latest picture taken this week shows we also share a common interest !
Pamela Anderson Reading !
I cannot help but think all of this is a portent and that The Great Rodini retired too early - before achieving perhaps his greatest conquest.
Reading the original post and all of the comments reminds me just what might have been had I pursued a career in prestidigitation.
 by then I’ll have my magician’s trousers so I could surprise her by whipping something out ! 
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Also my now legendary and ground-breaking take on the first trick I learned - The Rubber Band Trick
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The rubber band trick becomes much more exciting when the rubber band is replaced by a hot babe’s thong !
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So if the Baywatch Babe is really looking for a magic wand then The Great Rodini Humbly offers his services 
I’ve been given false hope before when she returned to the market and I excitedly wrote about her divorce - no business resulted of course so I am wary of having my heart broken again 
What do you think ?
Do I stand a chance ?
Should the Great Rodini shun retirement and once again face the full glare of public life ?
Little Brother said,
April 15, 2008 @ 11:29 pm
Rod,
Nice work fella but I’d stick with what you’re used to-Lucien’s models! As my head chef in Germany once told me; ‘Always go for the ugly one, they’ve more to prove!’
Just a thought
LB
ps have you considered posting your ‘Great White Elephant’ trick on You Tube? That should do it
Femme Fatale said,
April 15, 2008 @ 11:47 pm
LB,
I have seen the afore mentioned ‘Great White Elephant’ trick, It is already on You Tube, but no matter how close I get to the screen or how much I squint, I can only see the elephants ears
FF
xx
Little Brother said,
April 16, 2008 @ 8:19 am
Femme Fatale,
I’ve heard that somewhere before
LB
Rod said,
April 16, 2008 @ 8:50 am
LB
but I’d stick with what you’re used
The Great Rodini is nothing if not ambitious - Fortune Favours the Bold
Rod said,
April 16, 2008 @ 8:52 am
FF
no matter how close I get to the screen or how much I squint, I can only see the elephants ears
Brilliant - simply brilliant.
Funnier that anything I wrote
As Rod Damon would say - Keep it Up!
Regards
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
April 16, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
Rod,
Ms Anderson strikes us as the sort who could well be enthralled by any amount of pachyderm tricks … but as LL suggested, perhaps it’s best not to follow the herd
WoE
Rod said,
April 16, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
WoE
perhaps it’s best not to follow the herd
In this case I’m working on the principal that by following the herd it will eventually be my turn
Rod
Lindi Lou said,
April 16, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
And just how long have you been waiting for it to be your turn? Strikes me there must be one hell of a queue!
Rod said,
April 16, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
LL
patience is a virtue !
The Great Rodini will stand out in his top hat and cape so may get the opportunity to do a bit of queue jumping
Rod
Femme Fatale said,
April 16, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
Rod,
Patience is a virtue,
possess it if you can,
always found in women,
never in a man!
After seeing the White Elephant trick, the Great Rodini will be unable to stand out
FF
xx
Rod said,
April 16, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
FF
very poetic and very sexist
I’ve been stood outside in the Pammie queue freezing for so long now that it must have affected my YouTube performance of the white eared elephant trick !
No gags about those magic wands that just droop and suddenly fold in the middle either
Regards
Rod
The Coxeman said,
April 16, 2008 @ 4:24 pm
During a holiday in Las Vegas, a man went to see a magic show. After one especially amazing feat, the guy shouted from the back “How did you do that?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician replied, “But then I’d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man shouted back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
April 16, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Rod,
In this case I’m working on the principal that by following the herd it will eventually be my turn … stragglers are nearly always nabbed by something vicious (like a sabre toothed goat) in the nature programmes
Think you’re going to need a better strategy than a cloak and hat….. now you mention it though some folk have done rather well in life with just that
WoE
the dinosaur said,
April 16, 2008 @ 6:24 pm
WoE, mention of the sabre toothed goat again, reminds me I was going to ask if they’re only native species in a NANNY state?
Rod said,
April 16, 2008 @ 6:25 pm
WoE
Think you’re going to need a better strategy
I’ve been thinking that myself - about lots of things
I’m less worried about predatory goats than I am the Grimsby Growler
RC
Witches of Eastwick said,
April 16, 2008 @ 8:36 pm
Dino,
The sabre toothed goat or Stroatosaurus Officialalis was thought long extinct until we found one tied up behind the garden shed. He has the guilty look of something that has grazed his way through the planet and eaten all the missing links, much to the chagrin of palaeontologists everywhere
WoE
Jordan said,
April 17, 2008 @ 11:14 am
WoE
A “sabre toothed goat or Stroatosaurus Officialalis” should be right era for RC’s being the dinosaur that he is! Or is that just his views?
RC
I think you should take a trip to Vegas, I hear she is looking for a new “rabbit”
Jordan
Rod said,
April 17, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
Jordan
I’m the man for the job
I think you should take a trip to Vegas
As they say
Vegas Baby !
RC
Witches of Eastwick said,
April 17, 2008 @ 9:03 pm
Jordan,
RC’s a survivor…. in the Neolithic he would have been first up the tree which is why Old Stroat is still interested in a ‘terminator’ sort of way… unfinished business etc
Whilst protecting him with one of our special offer spells, we forgot about the more recent predatory golf ball threat… the hot spot of Augusta as a holiday destination is definitely out for RC 
WoE
Rod said,
April 18, 2008 @ 9:15 am
WoE
the hot spot of Augusta as a holiday destination is definitely out for RC
Is that near Louth ?