Pamela Anderson Back in Baywatch and Pantomime !
I’m particularly looking forward to christmas this year, not only because the nation will be celebrating the birthday of Mithras but also Pamela Anderson is coming to the UK !
Not only is she seen her back in the legendary Baywatch swimsuit but also news that she is to appear in panto - where do I buy a ticket ?
Pammy is the archetypal modern hot chick - she is the iconic blueprint for a certain type of look we see all over various forms of media today.
Here is the iconic image that launched that career !
It is however 15 years after the fact - yes folks 15 years later she’s still a tender goddess . . . sigh
Long-time readers may well remember when my hopes of a romantic union with Pammie were, along with other things, raised when I reported her impending divorce but sadly no business resulted.
This was entirely due to logistical practicalities, i.e. she lives on The Far Side of the World.
I’m utterly convinced if only she would come over to England then the lure of Lincolnshire would be magnetic as would be my charms and attributes - I could not fail to win her over !
Well there are two pieces of information that may well fuel my plans.
1: She is coming to Blighty and will star in a pantomime. She will be starring as the Genie in Aladdin !
2: The press report she is skint, terrible money worries, possible bankruptcy 
Now, you’re host has a modest hoard of guineas stashed away, unless Chris Keyworth has dug them up that is 
, this means I’ll now be richer than her !
It may not be enough to keep her in the style to which she’s accustomed but it should be adequate for her to cut a dash in Lincolnshire 
This could be my last chance for marital bliss and romance so I need to be prepared and launch my campaign with military precision.
Time as well as timing is also of the essence as she’s cracking on a bit now ! Why she’s nearly as old as me !
Normally this would mean that a woman is well passed her sell by date of course - but you only need look stage left to see there’s life in the old girl yet !
Definitely not Mutton Dressed as Lamb and can still fit the outfit
All this talk of romance has left me not only hot and bothered but also all of a quiver - I feel romance is positively in the air, or is that a problem at the water treatment plant again, Cupids arrows are veritably whistling passed me as I speak - love is in the air and all I need to do is . . .
Think of a way to get Pamela Anderson to visit Lincolnshire - all suggestions welcomed
I must dash now as I have to do something that will soon be a thing of the past . . .
Yes, prepare dinner for one
Amorously Yours
Rod ♥
Little Brother said,
October 15, 2009 @ 6:29 pm
Rod,
Steer clear…she’s skint.
LB
the dinosaur said,
October 15, 2009 @ 6:29 pm
Rod, how to get Pammie to Lincolnshire, suggestion No1: You invite her to cast for a starring role in a British version of Baywatch, tell local T.V. she’s going to be there and then it will appear to her they’re you film crew. Get her to run along Cleethorpes beach in her swimming costume, as the paramedics treat her for hypothermia, you too go to her aid, invite her to fish and chips, she won’t have tasted anything as good as that before and you will be the hero of the day.
Rod said,
October 15, 2009 @ 7:12 pm
LB,
Steer clear…she’s skint
You don’t need money when you’ve got love !
Rod said,
October 15, 2009 @ 7:19 pm
Dino,
as a plan it is not without merit though after careful consideration it may need some refining.
The Cleethorpes beach idea is a belter - I’m all for it.
My one concern is health and safety though, if she’s running along the beach in these temperatures wearing that outfit she could have somebodies eye out
I’d also steer clear of the Fish ‘n’ Chips - I don’t want to encourage her to let herself go now !
A walk around Grimsby/Cleethorpes shows you only too well the effect chip shops have on the female population
British Baywatch it is I think - a good place to start - well played sir !
Wistfully Yours
Rod
Little Brother said,
October 15, 2009 @ 10:19 pm
Rod,
You do when it ends!!!!!
LB (still paying)
Donald (Australia) said,
October 16, 2009 @ 2:06 am
Hi Rod,
I think LB is right !
The good ’side’ - when she was next door in September, the NZ Herald reported , “…her bum…which for the record..is as taut as two plums in a hankie”, lol.
But, the other side - out of money, tax problems, living in a trailer (t-t?)…
Those Lincolnshire girls look better by the minute.
Cheers from a wintry spring,
Donald.
Rod said,
October 16, 2009 @ 8:19 am
LB
You do when it ends!!!!!
A love like ours will never end !
Rod said,
October 16, 2009 @ 8:23 am
Donald,
it’s refreshing to know thta our friends all over the Antipodes share my good taste and also a fine turn of phrase when describing the delectable Pam ♥
But, the other side - out of money, tax problems, living in a trailer
I cannot abandon the love of my life simply because she’s fallen on hard times Donald - I’m a Preux Chevalier !
Our code is one of gallantry and gentlemanliness.
Those Lincolnshire girls look better by the minute
I’ll let that one pass Donald - after all, I still have to live here
All the best
Rod
the dinosaur said,
October 16, 2009 @ 1:35 pm
Rod, how to get Pammie to Lincolnshire, suggestion No2: So still going with the idea of enticing her with a part in the British version of Baywatch, you invite her to take part in a publicity photoshoot. You can promise her the photos won’t appear on the internet, after all you gave the same promise to the Great Rodini and she won’t find his photos there however much she searches! You could do the photoshoot at a Lincolnshire church, so that’s another church covered, you get to practice portraiture with your camera and you can amaze her with your gargoyles!!
Rod said,
October 16, 2009 @ 1:49 pm
Dino,
this osunds more viable - I’m sure the only thing missing from Pammie’s life, apart form me that is, is a dose of Lincolnshire History !
Being an experienced photographer now I could easily bluff my way through a photoshoot.
I can stun her when she sees the sight of it fully extended - it’s quite sight and few people can boast one as big !
My 150-500 telephoto lens is sure to impress
Cheers
Rod
Amiguru said,
October 16, 2009 @ 4:48 pm
Well thought out Sir Rodders!
The photoshoot bit I mean. You could, with your new found photo-editing skills, tittivate the resultant pictures and relaunch her career before the bottom drops…er…out of the market. As her agent, photographer and potential lover I’m sure she would be eternally grateful.
’shoppingly yours,
Neville
Rod said,
October 16, 2009 @ 6:36 pm
Mon Ami !
Rest assured if Pammy needs touching up then I’m the man to do it
Cheers
Rod