I’ll hold off buying any rings just yet - of course the potential candidate for the vacancy would have to be vetted by others first - I couldn’t possibly be trusted to do it myself
Regards
Rod - late in replying - sorry

Living in the closeted world of the Coven, we dare not switch anything off and search for you naked…. instead we like to think of you at a safe distance, fully clothed and gorgeous, keep the mystery element

Don’t know who this lady could be but from that description ask no more, just buy the ring and we’ll sort the rest even if she’s 95

WoE

No feelers gone out yet, it’s a bit difficult to be frank about what I’ve seen so far but it’s not encouraging - though I have seen this in a description for a girl from Grimsby - just going to get the details now … hold on …

I am a slim girl
like walkin
watchin Formula One
curling up on the settee with a dvd or just talking with a bottle of red

We’re thinking of dying your hair a ‘Clooney’ shade of grey… might do the trick. Women of all ages are drawn to the mature capable sort. Apart from, dare we say it… Flirtbox, have you put any others feelers out?

WoE

As to men being in their prime at 40, it defies conventionally accepted medical wisdom but I am happy to say that in my case you’re right
Well the torso is - evrything else is … well…
Cheers
Rod

Well dear boy, suppose we must rejoice with you on the torso front, although we liked you better when you were a portly size 12 On the curry front…. are you not aware of LBs suggestion of a curried cauliflower soup…. it’s never going to be a samosa but the flavour might curb your yearning? On the forty front, haven’t we told you a thousand times that a man is in his prime at forty plus so looking like it shouldn’t be too bad, try to think of it in terms of a slap round the chops if anyone says you look 35 do not feel burdened by excessive years, instead think interest in the bank… not literally Rod, the bank of life we mean…

WoE