Nicola Mclean Bikini Showering in the Jungle
Well folks - surely you knew it had to come !
I accept your tirade of abuse - it’s a fair cop guv !
But ask yourself, how could I not - I mean to say …
I know I made righteous claims of self-control here about not doing this but what would my regular readers think if I did not - I mean … aye caramba !
The stunning Nicola McLean
I have to say I’ve not seen any of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - perhaps I ought to 
It’s run for a few years now with every new series seeing to so called celebrities getting further and further away from the A List - positively Z List this year - pathetically so in fact.
One is even a former policeman whose claim to fame appears to be nothing other than being gay !
A positive nadir in the realms of celebrity reality TV.
That being so this WAG resplendent with the de rigueur blonde hair and breast implants clearly plans to steal the show and carve a future career out for herself.
Despite my protestations of crap television I’ve been sucked in - drawn to the flame like a suicidal moth - but what can I do but sacrifice myself on the altar of hot WAGS !
I’m Speechless !
It could have been worse - I was going to do an all time Top Ten of the Jungle Babes showering in their bikinis - so be grateful for small mercies 
For those in America who I presume are blissfully unaware of this type of quality broadcasting for which britain is so well known (unlike America which is renowned for garbage TV - things like Deadwood, West Wing and The Simpsons !) this was the show that Katie Price ( Jordan ) and singing sensation Peter Andre met and fell in love
I wonder whether the format has been exported ?
Anyway, like an addict I’m now satisfied with my fix - I honestly thought I would be able to resist but like an alcoholic I was unable to resist - perhaps I need counselling - the first step being the admission of a problem !
My name is Rod Collins and I am a HotChickAholic !
Updated - further updates to comes as and when new pics avaialable
Pretty in Pink
Goodness Gracious
Let your hair down and relax - don’t let the cameras bother you
Jordan said,
November 21, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
RC
And who said women don’t have brains?!!
Maybe instead of “My name is Rod Collins and I am a HotChickAholic !” You should say: “My name is Rod Collins and i am a FakeChickAholic!”
Jordan
Rod said,
November 21, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
Jordan
I’m not even going to try and defend my position on this one
And who said women don’t have brains?!!
I’ve never heard her speak so …
One thing I do know though is; she’ll leave the jungle and make more money in in 6 months than I will in ten years so she’s brighter than me !
Cheers
Rod
Jordan said,
November 21, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
RC
I should have put “who said men didn’t have brains!” As that is exactly what I meant re the bikini shots and money! Sorry, maybe I should have broken down a little more for you to be able to understand.
Jordan
Rod said,
November 21, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
Jordan
it’s best to keep it simple when dealing with men - me especially
You’ll have to forgive me because scrolling down the page to comment leaves me feeling all peculiar and confused
Best
Rod
World said,
November 21, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
Thank’s God it’s N. Maclean Friday!
Rod said,
November 21, 2008 @ 4:16 pm
World
thanks for the comment and welcome to the site !
Thank goodness indeed - something to look forward to at last
Cheers
Rod
Rod said,
November 22, 2008 @ 8:37 am
Update:
re my comment above:
she’ll leave the jungle and make more money in in 6 months than I will in ten years so she’s brighter than me
She’s just won a contract with the lingerie firm Ultimo modelling for their larger bust range - and she’s not even left the jungle yet - well played !
She follows in the footsteps of Melinda Messenger and Gemma Atkinson>