Naked Gardening Day When Is It ?
Stop press news !
World Naked Gardening Day is Blooming.
But when is it - why Saturday the 3rd of May …
That’s right folks get ready to get your kit off !
Rest assured Goldeneye will be naked in his garden this Saturday, weather permitting of course !
I’ll want to look my best so the cold weather will have to be avoided 
The Sun newspaper were good enough to keep the country abreast of the situation and call in some green fingered help from the Page 3 Stunners !
Sadly, this won’t be a scene from the Goldeneye Grounds 
There’s Fairies at the Bottom of My Garden
I trust you’ll all be participating, wherever you are in the world. Some climates lend themselves to it more than ours in the UK. That said, I am given to understand that this Bank Holliday weekend is going to be sunny and fine - so there’s no excuse - get stripped off in the garden.
I shall be - and no I’m not kidding either !
This week saw me topless and the weekend will see me doing the Full Monty
Hope you all have a great Bank Holiday weekend and if you do go naked in the garden of Saturday send us a picture in - cash prize for the best one
All the best
Rod - The Green-Fingered Naturist
Jordan said,
May 2, 2008 @ 12:59 pm
RC
How much we talking?
Jordan
Witches of Eastwick said,
May 2, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
Rod,
A dodgy thing gardening in the Covens thorn filled jungle even fully kitted out, but we’ll do our best. We could have an RC calendar featuring the regulars in amongst the shrubbery in the altogether…. s’pose you’ll want center spread?
WoE
the dinosaur said,
May 2, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
Rod, another film made in your garden? Carry on Collins
Rod said,
May 2, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
Jordan
the whole lot !
Rod
Rod said,
May 2, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
WoE
Absolutely centre spread - and the front cover as well - come to think of it all 12 months
Rod
Dino,
absolutely !
I sometimes think I’m living in a carry on film anyway
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
May 2, 2008 @ 5:37 pm
Rod,
The women wait with baited breath
Perhaps we could have a sample in order to vote for the most eye catching cover…. thinking in a purely business way you understand 
WoE
p.s. if all you’ve got are seedlings there won’t be much foliage then?
Rod said,
May 2, 2008 @ 5:41 pm
WoE
I shall not be messing about with the 1950 naturist film style art carefully placed foliage shots !
The Full Monty - no messing
Just watch where the staples go on my centrefold !
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
May 2, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
Rod,
You are wasted in the suburbs…. shouldn’t you be giving the nudist colonies in France the benefit of your godly physique?
WoE
Rod said,
May 3, 2008 @ 8:23 am
WoE
You know, I think you’re right, I am wasted here
From what I’ve seen of nudist colonies I don’t think my physique would fit in at all !
Enjoy the weekend
Rod
Rod said,
May 3, 2008 @ 11:21 am
Update:
Just to confirm I have done the deed.
I did some weeding around my impressive parsnips
I was wearing nothing but a pair of training shoes, not even socks !
What Goldeneye says - Goldeneye Does !
Awesome
Rod
Little Brother said,
May 3, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
Rod,
Watch out for the root fly
LB
Rod said,
May 3, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
LB
I’m more worried about blight !
RC
WoE said,
May 3, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
Rod,
Was it a liberating experience? It’s a wonder something horrendous like an unexpected visit from the gas man didn’t occur ….. or that you completely forgot and went off to town…. ‘don’t look Ethel… too late she looked’
WoE
Rod said,
May 4, 2008 @ 8:48 am
WoE
the Goldeneye Grounds are secured by an unassailable and spike topped gate hterefore eliminating any chance of visits, unexpected or otherwise
Best
Rod
the dinosaur said,
May 4, 2008 @ 11:03 am
WoE, “spike topped gate”- unassailable? Not when you’ve got the the old broomstick, eh?
WoE said,
May 4, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Rod,
We’ve heard that it’s easier to get into the national vault than your premises! Pity about the trainers, that’s ruined it for us….. bare foot in the park that’s what it should have been
Dino,
We’re glad we resisted the temptation of flying over Rod’s gate now that we know about the trainers, it’s the modern day equivalent of the knotted hanky
WoE
Rod said,
May 4, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
WoE
invitations to La Casa Goldeneye are indeed subject to the strictest controls.
People who are not invited need not feel left out or inferior as they fall into the majority, that said, those allowed into the inner sanctum should feel honoured indeed
Cheers
Rod
Jordan said,
May 6, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
RC
I think we need evidence of your deed, a new top picture is called for!
Sadly i forgot (the world is a safer place because of it!)
Jordan
Rod said,
May 6, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
Jordan
I did actually think about a picture and had someone been here to take it I wold have done so.
Rest assured I did do it albeit not for long (no gags please)
Sorry to hear you forgot - I’m sure the neighbours missed a treat
As to changing the top picture to something more racey … I get enough emails and unmoderated comments about that without you starting
Regards
Tanned Rod (cronic pun intended, if not justified)