Morgan Cloud 9 Lap Dancer
Slightly off our usual beaten track here but word reaches me of someone who’s nursing a sore head after a night out.
It culminated with
A visit to the Cloud Nine lap dancing bar in Lincoln.
It was there that the lovely Morgan performed!
Courtesy of Toni’s MySpace Page
Hopefully OK to use ?
To clarify, your host was not there and did not enjoy the visual delight that is Morgan performing her, reputably, excellent routine.
We know who was there though!
A picture of the actual Morgan herself - splendid!
Peter Stringvest said,
May 22, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
The things I do in the name of research for your website. Morgan is a fine young thing with bags of personnality, highly articulate with a remarkable head for business. An excellent watering hole though not for some tight wads I shall refrain from mentioning.
Rod said,
May 22, 2006 @ 6:03 pm
I think she’s a honey too
I may even contemplate a visit to Cloud 9 in Lincoln, my only concern is does this haven for bachelors serve herbal tea?
Preferably Mighty Leaf Marrakesh Mint Green tea
Those of us who are on the wagon need to think ahead
Peter Stringvest said,
May 22, 2006 @ 9:35 pm
No tea served here amigo just premium beers served flat at premium prices but with views of nubile girls sans celulite who cares?
Lyn said,
May 23, 2006 @ 12:11 am
LUST v lust after girls/lusting for power/revenge, be consumed with desire for, desire, crave, covet, want, need, long for, yearn for, hunger for, thirst for, ache for; have the hots for, lech after …………………………
p.s. I think I speak for all your female readers Rod, when I say how impressed we are that you did not give in to the above ….. or more to the point, were you even invited?!
Rod said,
May 23, 2006 @ 8:29 am
Peter
sorry to hear the entertainment is geared toward to lower end of the civilized scale. More so that they are pushing intoxicating licquor.
I should banish the thought of celulite free nubile young ladies from your mind, you have just moved into the age bracket where it is all celulite and facial hair!
PS: did i mention I am particularly fond of
Mighty Leaf Marrakesh Mint Green tea
Rod said,
May 23, 2006 @ 8:34 am
Lyn
you’re verging on the poetic.
I myself am consideing a shift in the same direction, well a more Byronesque lifestyle and wardrobe at least!
I do tend to get the female ‘vote’ for my decency and sensitivity but frankly, a fat lot of good it’s doing me.
I was not actually invited Lyn, I suspect it was known that my moral standing would proclude me from going
Sayonara
little brother said,
May 23, 2006 @ 8:44 am
decency and sensitivity? Good God I must be on the wrong website-these are not qualities akin to your half of the Collins family more mine and mother’s!
Mary (Lynnie's sis-in-law) said,
May 23, 2006 @ 9:49 pm
Totally irrevelant but rumour has it that the previous owner of our house ran the lap-dancing club! Judging by the decor, I can believe it - not that I would know I hasten to add!
Peter Stringvest said,
May 23, 2006 @ 10:11 pm
Judging by the number of comments my evening’s entertainment has attracted it would seem that you are in the wrong business-who needs books? Let’s open a stringvests in Market Rasen-I’ll do the interviews…
‘Ladies’!!!
Rod said,
May 24, 2006 @ 8:42 am
Mary
what exciting pasts both your and your sisters houses have.
Mine was previously owned by an accountant I believe!
Rod said,
May 24, 2006 @ 8:45 am
Peter
we could have stumbled onto something new here, sex sells !
Horncastle is ripe for a lap dancing club, in Market Rasen the are a little too conservative.
I know someone in Horncastle who owns half the town, i’ll see if he has a suitable property going spare
Morgan Mason said,
May 17, 2007 @ 8:29 am
hi rod
its morgan from cloud 9.thanks for the reviews,its complimentary.im leaving for 4 months as of june 3rd,but keep up the great website and il return to cloud 9,lincoln at the end of the summer.
ps.im sure ul enjoy the other cloud 9 girls in my abscence x
Rod said,
May 17, 2007 @ 8:33 am
Hi Morgan,
thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment, very much appreciated. You are clearly very popular as this page gets a lot of traffic from people searching your name !
Quite right too
The place will be the worse for your absence I’m sure, drop us a comment when you are back.
Thanks again Morgan
All the best
Rod
Lincoln Imp said,
May 17, 2007 @ 8:37 am
Hi Morgan,
Thanks for the memories!!
Good Luck
Impey
Morgan Mason said,
August 14, 2007 @ 5:54 am
hi rod
Im back and will be at cloud 9 for a while!
ps.would like 2 leave Lyn a msg….before judging me as a stereotypical dancer maybe u should visit and formulate an opinion based on more than a fantasy illusion, that is deeper than an urge to jump to the conclusion we are all gold digging ‘bimbos’ without a brain cell between us to stand up to ur societys shallow minded first impressions of us.
x
Morgan Mason said,
August 14, 2007 @ 5:57 am
also Rod keep up the good work and introduce yourself some day!
i may be reluctant to leave lincoln but any advice to do with lap dancing clubs you may be searching i will be more than willing to help with
x
Rod said,
August 14, 2007 @ 8:21 am
Hi Morgan
thanks for the update, pleased to hear you are back.
I know the “Lincoln Imp” was at Cloud 9 just the other week so he’ll be pleased.
I need to stay over at my brother’s house in Lincoln and have a night out on the town and go to the best lap dancing club in Lincolnshire !
Take care !
Rod
Little Brother said,
August 14, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
Morgan,
Thank god you’re back! Life’s just not been the same!
Will tell the boy’s the good news.
LB
Witches of Eastwick said,
August 15, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
Dear Morgan,
We are delighted you are back in Lincoln …. the boys have raved about you. It is clear from our crystal ball that you are young, very fit and are doubtless highly educated and why not. We imagine that lap dancers enjoy what they do, make decent money and think like any high-flying business women.
As a little aside you might be interested to know that in a past life, the Witches were dancers at the Folie Bergere (long, long ago). As lap dancing became more popular we thought it might be more lucrative so gave it a go. Think we made a lasting impression on one young man quite literally as we tripped and one of our heavy magical amulets struck him between the eyes, marked for life poor soul
If we have any advice to give the younger generations it would be….
1. don’t take this site too seriously, we mean well
2. dance as much as possible while you can, old age invariably leads to cramp and flatulence in the end!
3. make sure you’re in charge of the business (goes for anyone) and with your intelligence we have no doubt your future will be secure.
Last but not least, lots of women have told us recently that they have been on courses which teach lap dancing … it’s very popular, do you teach?
WoE
Nicky said,
September 6, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
HI Guys
Im a colleague of Morgans and would like to say that she couldnt be more to the point if she tried. The sterotype of a lapdancer is hard to shake off, and people should show us more respect as we are business women who are wanting to be better our lives i.e by funding univeristy or for me personally wanting my own business. People will always pass judgement and unfortuntley that comes with the territory. But i can not speak for all clubs but the girls at cloud 9 are lovely and down to earth. You peeps should pay us a visit sometime, you will be pleasently suprised.
Take Care
Nicky xx
Rod said,
September 6, 2007 @ 6:22 pm
Hi Nicky
thanks for taking the time to comment and welcome to the site.
I could not agree with you more !
I see the job you do as not different to any other, in fact it is harder than most given the prejudices and misconceptions that I presume come with it.
I admire anyone that stands on their own two feet and makes their own way in life a refreshing change when you look around today !
Anybody who is trying to build a future and go into business is deserving of praise in my book. Running your own business takes a different kind of person and mentality, most are not cut out for it.
If you are then I recommend it heartily - I went down that road and never regretted it.
I wish you well for now and for your future plans and perhaps I can get my brother to take me to Cloud 9 one day !
Regards
Rod
Kerry-Louise said,
March 2, 2008 @ 4:27 am
Hey There,
Im Kerry-Lou and have worked with Morgan for 10mths now….And yes we are just normal girls earning a living, God knows why some people feel the need to sterotype us and say any different - Obviously these people have issues of their own that they need to deal with. Saying were Bimbo’s and Gold diggers, If this was the Case I wouldnt be a qualified Counsellor and Happily married to a man who earns less than me!
But hey ho were used to it and the fact that some people take the time to slag us off means were obviously more important to them than they like to admit…
Mwah xxxxxxxxx
Rod said,
March 2, 2008 @ 9:59 am
Hi Kerry
thanks for commenting and welcome to the site.
I agree wholeheartedly.
I think also the time has come to expand all this a little as it was originally done some time ago.
The picture of Morgan could do with upgrading, this page gets an awful lot of visitors so if you like Kerry I’ll do another featuring your goodself ?
I’ve checked out your site, click on Kerry Louise’s name to do the same folks !
Thanks again for commenting Kerry and best of luck with everything
Regards
Rod
Jem said,
February 10, 2009 @ 7:19 pm
hi just wondering how I would go about becoming a dancer?
Rod said,
February 10, 2009 @ 8:24 pm
Hi Jem
thanks for commenting and welcome to the site, hope you’ll return.
I woul imagine contacting one of the clubs to see about an audition wolld be the best way, I’m pretty sure most of them are always looking for new talented dancers.
Hope it goes well for you
All the best
Rod
N.Irish.Lad said,
September 20, 2009 @ 1:48 pm
I went to cloud 9 last night (sat 19 Sep 09). It was better than I expected & I’d love to know who the blonde dancer from scunthorpe is.. She was wearing a racetrack girls outfit for her dances. She was one of the nicest girls in general I’ve met in a long time in general aswell as being gorgeous. Sadly my hangover means I’ve forgot her name.. Reckon she’ll remember me though because she made the effort to personally say bye to me as I was leaving.. I’d like to speak to her again. Anyone know her? Message me on… whytie7@msn.com
big dave said,
March 13, 2010 @ 5:15 pm
i used to do a few shifts on the door at cloud 9 the girls are brilliant all friendly and all there to earn money so i think ppl should cut them some slack
Rod said,
March 13, 2010 @ 6:36 pm
Absolutely Big Dave !
the girls are harming nobody, nobody has to go to the club if they don’t wish and the girls are not being forced in any way.
I don’t really see why people would complain - good luck to all the girls I say !
Cheers
Rod