Comments on: More Idiotic Emails

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: The Coxeman

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 14:11:01 +0000

weddings mean vegetarian bridesmaids

There’s only one thing to do with bridesmaids at weddings !
Also, I’ve never met one that didn’t like pork - vegetarian or otherwise

Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: Our Man in the Kitchen

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 13:56:34 +0000

Saturday’s mean weddings, weddings mean vegetarian bridesmaids who pre-book vegetarian main courses-this means they will change their minds as the main course is being served because the chicken looks more appetising. You wouldn’t believe the amount of times we serve ‘vegetarians who eat chicken’.
The agony of it.

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: James from York

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:53:45 +0000

Hi ,
I also forgot to ask - What is your website ??
My Girlfriend and Sister have a Website, my Mother also helps out part time,
but only when its raining and is unable to go to work,
Its good she is able to work from home as she says standing in the cold is playing havoc with here feet,
I will find out what the website is and let you know,
I have no idea as i only use the internet for reserching my degree in
Social Psychology ,
All the best ,
James ,

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: Rod

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:37:08 +0000

Roger,
got one email asking me if I knew how important it was to be ‘in Google’ and that for a small fee they could help me achive just that!

Email from abebooks telling me they have a book I want, the thing is, if I try to buy a book on there they say I cannot because my email address is not recognised

Another email from somebody who offered me a book last week to tell me it is now on ebay starting at only $9.99 - which is $9.98 more than it’s worth

Do I want to buy a first edition of Thunderball ?
“Issued by Glidrose and the book club associates, no dustwrapper, front blank page missing”

Why are some of your Saint books 10 times more expensive than the others

etc etc that’s just from this morning and Saturday’s a quiet day for emails!

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: Jason from London , East End !

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:34:22 +0000

Hi ,
Ref the email ,
” I am trying to get my first crime novel published will you write about me on your site ”
I have always managed to get my crime Novel / Biography published on a weekly basis ,
In the Local Newspapers etc ,
though of late does only seem to be a couple of lines here and there !
It also saves on the typing as a local reporter does it for free , you can also order photographs when available .

Jay -

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: Rod

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:28:07 +0000

but look on the bright side at least you saved another pigeon !

Great !
Just what the world needs, another pigeon

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: Roger from Halifax

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:26:39 +0000

OMITK ,
Ref -
” the couple who ordered the seven course tasting menu for those with a more adventurous outlook on dining-”that’s us!-oh, we don’t eat steak, prawns, smoked salmon or squid but love puddings”- ”

Perhaps they should get the viagra emails - buy some and then stay at home and burn off some of those calories !

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: Roger from Halifax

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:22:42 +0000

Morning all ,
Rod ,
Anymore of those daft emails ?
Been offered viagra via email a couple of times today already

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: Henry -

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:19:10 +0000

OMITK ,

I can see your point ……… but look on the bright side at least you saved another pigeon !

Comment on More Idiotic Emails by: Rod

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:12:08 +0000

OMITK
I would have sent the 7 courses of desserts - the richest sickliest possible

Why do they even bother coming?
Just go to M&S spend a fiver and eat sticky tofffee pudding tilll you puke !