Monkeys Are More Intelligent than Students
Think the Youth of Today Are Stupid ?
Well Monkeys Are More Intelligent than Students !
Regular readers will be aware that here at Goldeneye we despair of the country’s future when we have to hand the reins over to the upcoming generation of half-witted, slack jawed and round shouldered youth of today !
No doubt some would think I’m merely ranting well … once again science comes to the unarguable rescue.
Chimpanzees are cleverer than students - fact !
Test carried out by scientists using 9 university students, three young chimpanzees and some computer monitors proved the fact.
Staggeringly, not for me of course I always new this 
, in the most difficult of the tests the primates scored an 80% average.
What did the students get …
40% … yes … exactly half !
So not only are the youth of today dumb - they are twice as dumb as monkeys 
What possible hope is there, thanks god it’s not 1939 again, or that we need someone to invent something or design bridges etc. Thank god for immigration, where would we be without it ?
We need someone capable of doing something that requires hard work, skill or technical knowledge-ability.
Thankfully, people are now bringing us these skills from abroad which allows our offspring to get on with flipping burgers or doing another degree in media studies !
So there we go, remember the Labour Party slogan ?
Education, Education and Education !
Well I don’t know what happened but I hope they keep trying, all they need to do is double the standards they’ve managed to achieve so far and they will turn out people who can peel bananas themselves (presumably they ask mummy to do it for them now), eat each other flees and swing from branches.
Everything Goes Full Circle - Even Evolution it Seems !
Planet of the Apes anyone 
Regards
Rod
Rod said,
December 4, 2007 @ 5:21 pm
Further to this is have just seen that Britain has just fallen from 8th place to 24th in the World’s Education Rankings !
That means that nearly half the countries in the world are better educated than us in the UK !
A few years ago that grinning idiot Tony Blair hailed our 7th place as a triumph, quite why he though that 7th was good I fail to see, as a vindication of our educational policy.
Unfortunately, now British children have worse reading and maths skills than those from Poland and Estonia !
Unbelievable, really it is !
Rod
Jordan said,
December 5, 2007 @ 11:34 am
RC
Not suprised in the least.
You don’t need a degree or education to be able to make babies.
They must have some form of a brain as they can seem to add up their free state benefits, and realise that producing more off-spring gets them more money and a bigger house. All paid for by everyone else but themselves…..
So who is the fool?
The person who studies and works hard and manages to get their own home and scrape enough money to just survive each month, paying their own bills. And wondering if they could ever afford to bring a child into the world.
Or the dumb-ass, who gets a free house, doesn’t have to pay their own bills and even gets a cheque for sitting on their **** all day. Spawning enough kids to populate a small country, with no regard for anything apart from the fact, that they know the free cheque will just get bigger with each kid.
So back to your original topic……. Why should the ‘kids’ of today worry about an education, when they have all the equipment they need free at hand, so to speak, to be able to live a free life!
Jordan
Rod said,
December 5, 2007 @ 4:15 pm
Jordan
there’s much in what you say - kids do as they see around them.
The real problem is one day it will no longer be sustainable and then where will people be ?
It really is incredulous that half the worls is better educated than we are and for that matter than half the world can read and write in English as a second language better than our children can !
Best
Rod
Femme Fatale said,
December 10, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
Jordan,
Not everyone on benefits is there because they are dumb-asses or want to sit on their axxxx all day. A whole lot of people are claiming, due to different circumstances, which I suspect, that very small minded people like you, do not understand. You are obviously led by the majority of “intelligent” people who think that people on benefits choose to be in that situation and are of lesser intelligence. This is not the case and I think you need to check this out before getting on your high horse and ranting about a subject, which you obviously know nothing about!
FF
Jordan said,
December 11, 2007 @ 11:30 am
FF
Did i say everyone on benefits was a dumb ***?
Freedom of speech……
I know a great deal about a great deal. I have been in a lots of situations so i can freely comment on many things. I don’t just ‘rant’ and get on my ‘high horse’ without prior knowledge on any subject.
Jordan
Femme Fatale said,
December 11, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
Jordan,
You may think you know a great deal, but I know the facts. These “comments” only appear to be your opinions, not based on any facts at all. (opinions on which we are all entitled to, of course, but not to bore others with!)
Just think about what you say, in future!
FF