Microwave Fish Fingers & Grimsby Gourmet Delight
Yes folks Grimsby is back on the national map in terms of headlines.
It seems Locals Are Rejoicing at the news that the world’s first microwave fish fingers have been invented in Grimsby.
So not only are Locals Are Rejoicing but housewives and students the country over can join in the excitement and culinary delights that are microwavable fishfingers
We all know that Grimsby is the town next door to me and is far from the centre of the universe when it comes to Gourmet Cuisine or for that matter even the remotest idea of how to promote itself !
It must be a relief for the hard pressed housewife whose just had a hell of a day watching Jeremy Kyle and Richard & Judy to know that they are no longer chained chained to the stove for up to 10 minutes in order to cook reshaped emulsified fish - they can now do it in only 4 minutes - salvation !
It must be a great comfort to know you can now shorten your children’s lives and make them obese feed your kids in only 4 minutes flat.
Students too can now rejoice - no need to be out of bed at the crack of dawn you can now spend another 6 minutes in your flea pit 
The serving suggestion seems to be cover with tomato ketchup and place between two pieces pre-sliced white bread and eat without delay.
For those who consider this as inappropriate for a balanced diet you could always make more of a meal of it by doing microwave chips.
Reassuringly this will not really elongate the cooking time !
I don’t know whether it’s just me or not but everything seems to be getting worse in this country - I’m grateful I’m not looking to make my way in it any longer nor have I the responsibility of having brought children into it.
I think only my political manifesto can save the country
We are bombarded by information about childhood obesity the rise in diabetes and the like yet adults still cram this garbage down the necks of the children they claim to love - is it any wonder they are in such a state
What really beggars belief is that this product is being launched not as junk food but something of a marvel - second only to a cure for cancer = incredulous
Will anybody be eating these who reads this ?
Yours in Dismay and Wonderment
Rod
Cid said,
September 18, 2009 @ 8:48 pm
Rod
No I won’t be eating these but consider…. they might be excellent as frozen relief for hives or inflamed urticaria?
They might also be useful as disposable, substitute steel toecaps for DIYers. I’m thinking out of the box now….. ballet shoe fish blocks…. the list is practically endless, I predict huge sales.
Cid
Amiguru said,
September 18, 2009 @ 9:15 pm
Rod,
The best use for them is hinted at on the box - “4 Micro”. They are the perfect cooling system for a silent quad-core notebook thus doing away with the need for a fan.
chris keyworth said,
September 18, 2009 @ 9:28 pm
i will try anything once, ive eaten alot worst than this trust me, survival training had me eating woodlice beleive it or not they aint that bad just like peanuts with legs ( its one of my discusting party tricks)….
regards
chris
Little Brother said,
September 18, 2009 @ 10:15 pm
Rod,
There’s a development chef out there being paid forty grand a year to come up with that. He must be loving it.
LB
Rod said,
September 19, 2009 @ 8:04 am
An amusing extra. The presss were interviewing ‘local housewives’ about this wonderous new life changing development and the asked one woman if she was excited by the idea and she replied
“I’ve been microwaving fish fingers for years”
Ping ! Breakfast’s ready
Rod
Femme Fatale said,
September 19, 2009 @ 9:24 am
Rod,
Local housewives and mothers!!!!
I expect Part Time fathers will be buying more
FF
xx
Little Brother said,
September 19, 2009 @ 9:28 am
Femme Fatale,
Love that!!!!!!
LB
Rod said,
September 19, 2009 @ 11:10 am
FF,
I disagree !
As I understand it part time or absent fathers only buy Macdonalds
I’ve just seen a load of them in town this monring, pick the kids up, buy them something then take them to Macdonalds - there begins and ends their involvement with their children.
Afterwards return to mother and let her deal with everything else !
Regards
Rod