Men are Slimmer than Women ~ Winners & Losers
Well it’s winners and losers time again - who or what is going up and who or what is spiralling downward - all in my opinion of course
Fist on the list British men are slimmer than British women - officially
1-0 to the boys 
Spellbound
Men Are Slimmer than Women
British men now officially have a lower average BMI than the ladies of Britain
The Kitchen Garden
Fabulously satisfying and therapeutic - give it a go if you can or aren’t already
The Weather
What a difference the sun makes - looking tanned and feeling happy
Selling Books
A new client who not only defies the Credit Crunch but probably laughs at it !
Nettle Tea
Organic nettle tea - excellent - thanks to LB for the tip
New Paul Gilbert DVD
A 6 month wait is finally over - shred heaven for the Lone Shredder \m/
Hellbound
Healing School ~ Prom
The Educational Junta running the school and their ridiculous banning of pupils from the prom.
Looking at a cellphone during lunchtime whilst sat in the middle of a school field - a hanging job apparently !
Gordon Brown and his Cronies
Financial profligacy and incompetence now being paid for by us ! Off with their empty heads !
Scotch Eggs
600 calories in two scotch eggs - that’s them out of the window then 
Coastal Winds
Sea winds gusting across the Lincolnshire Wolds - not conducive to enjoyable cycling trips
Lack of Interesting News
Makes inspirational and varied blogging difficult - nothing but stories about girls and obesity !
Time Team
Should be on for at least two hours every day not every now and then
Rantingly Yours
Rod
Little Brother said,
April 25, 2009 @ 10:35 pm
Rod,
Nice one, here’s mine:
Labour Party:
1. Tennis elbow
2. No day off for a month
3. Alastair Darling
4. Gordon Brown
5. Local Council
6. Council Refuse Disposal
7. Cats and Pigeons
8. Young people who waste my time
9. Local Council Car Parking-20p rise overnight!
Any other party with an elected leader:
1. L. Glutamine
2. New PHD 6 hour protein release
Everything else is a bunch of a**e!
LB
WoE said,
April 25, 2009 @ 11:38 pm
Rod,
You didn’t tell us Little Brother had a PhD, nor that he played tennis…. he’s sounding more attractive with each passing year…. next thing you’ll be telling us, he can cook (with his good arm at least
) and has money 
Moving on…
The witches have had a few weeks of great surges of joy and depths of despair, neither is of any great importance in the huge scheme of things and is probably due to hormones…. everything is you know.
Free Range Eggs:
Getting a job
Buying books…. some of them actually have words and tell a story
Peaceful living in harmony with the Coven garden
Sprouting butternut squash seedlings… worth another try
Vintage clothing - sheer joy
Bad eggs:
Feeling tired all the time
Being too busy to socialize - high price to pay
That’s about it really. Must dash, there’s a book waiting for us…
WoE
Rod said,
April 26, 2009 @ 8:19 am
LB
I hate cats as well - though not as much as Gordon Brown !
I heard a great line in an aoplogy he made over political smears run by his advisor.
Brown said:
“I’m sorry and I take full responsibility for this, . . . that’s why he had to go”
You couldn’t make it up !
I don’t know why the car parking fee rise bothers you - I never pay to park when I visit Lincoln
Best
Rod
Rod said,
April 26, 2009 @ 8:25 am
WoE
I think that’s a bit of a ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card’
I’ve heard women blame just about everything for it
I never have any trouble with my hormones !
Congratulations on getting a job, that’s probably why you’re tired, being a woman, you’re not used to working
Cheers
Rod - running for cover . . .
WoE said,
April 26, 2009 @ 9:45 am
Rod,
Mother Nature is responsible for gathering together a complex cocktail of hormones and other exotic ingredients… a sort of ‘Miracle Gro’ if you like, to feed the imagination and create humans in her image. Sometimes she finds the cupboard is bare so cobbles together what she can and in the process, quite by accident, creates the average male
‘ I never have any trouble with my hormones’ ….. then you are very lucky dear boy because most of the world’s problems are caused by male hormones one way or another
Enjoy the sunshine on your tricycle Rod and we intend to do the same …. up a ladder working hard more than likely
WoE