Men are Brighter than Women
Good evening ladies and gentleman, it’s been a while since I sent the site owner a guest post, well actually I have sent a few but he’s been too scared to publish them, so I’m sure you’ll all be glad to see me back !
Let’s get down to business then …
Regular followers of my exploits will be only too aware that I adore women and am certainly not a misogynist. I do like to tell-it-like-it-is though and this sometimes seems to upset people (especially bra-burners).
The site owner will probably edit this but I’ll go ahead anyway.
Basically Women are Dumber than Men !
Men already know this of course , as do most women I think but they are, naturally enough, loathe to admit it. Whilst all men can attest to this by experience, especially those foolish enough to be married, no doubt the intellectually inferior fairer sex will be screaming “rubbish” at this point.
Sadly for women it is borne out by scientific fact !
On average men’s IQ’s are about 8 points higher than women
This is obviously pretty damning evidence, some women have tried to defend this by saying they score better on memory than men.
Obviously they have to ! As women cannot figure things out for themselves they have to remember things verbatim !
Next Problem - Women Cannot Read !
Not just maps but words as well.
Did you know that:
Official UNESCO statistics state that:
Two-thirds of all illiterates are women
This does explain a lot: Ask any man how frustrating it is trying explain the most simple of things to a woman - it would try the patience of Job.
We men have all probably been stupid enough to watch a film with a woman that has a slightly deeper plot than Dirty Dancing and had to endure endless inane questions and interruptions such as:
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Why did they do that ?
I thought he was dead ?
I don’t “geddit”
What does that mean ? etc etc
Now we know why they struggle, limited mental ability.
Thankfully this does not render the ladies useless, there are many simplistic day-to-day tasks for which they are particularly suited and mentally equipped. These will provide some sense of satisfaction and achievement without being too taxing on the brain.
Things such as:
- Cleaning and washing
Getting their hair done
Reading Heat magazine
Watching soap operas
Bringing up children
Wasting their housekeeping money
Gossiping and yacking endlessly
So there you go:
Women are Thicker than Men - Quod Erat Demonstrandum
I could give you plenty more examples of feminine stupidity but I’ll throw the floor open to others to give examples.
Keep it Up
The Coxeman
PS: Don’t hate me it’s just the facts
Rod said,
June 21, 2007 @ 6:55 pm
Gossiping and yacking endlessly
Figures vary in total numbers but women speak between 2 and 4 times as much as men !
One study
Women: 6,000-8,000 words
Men: 2,000-4,000 words
This may also explain why, according to the British Medical Association, women are 400% more likely to suffer from jaw problems than men !
Regards
Rod Collins (site owner)
Witches of Eastwick said,
June 21, 2007 @ 9:49 pm
どんな多くの屑か !
WoE
the dinosaur said,
June 22, 2007 @ 8:21 am
Hi Mr. Coxeman!!! A lady friend of mine once told me she couldn’t get a job locally because when she told them about her three university degrees they always said she was over qualified. It never seemed to occur to her when applying for work such as a shelf filler at Tesco it wasn’t necessary to tell them about her degrees! You would have thought after being rejected the first couple of times for being over qualified she would have learned from the experience! She is obviously clever, more intelligent than me I’m sure, it has to be said though female logic is different and beyond my understanding somtimes.
The Coxeman said,
June 22, 2007 @ 8:25 am
Dear Dinosaur
female logic
Surely the perfect oxymoron !
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Jordan said,
June 25, 2007 @ 11:08 am
“I sometimes think that God, in creating man, rather overestimated His ability.”
Rod said,
June 25, 2007 @ 11:23 am
Jordan,
If god did actually create us all he has a lot to answer for
Here’s another true story relayed to me by a woman after reading this post.
I was in London with a female friend, we stood at the foot of Nelson’s Column and she said:
“Who’s that on the top of Nelson’s Column”
Love it !
Jordan said,
June 25, 2007 @ 11:48 am
I am embarrassed just reading that! She should be flogged.
I remember this one I heard a long, long time ago, in a conversation about Jeeves and Wooster. “Who wrote P G Wodehouse?”
I think the person in question was under the influence of several glasses of fortified wine!
Rod said,
June 25, 2007 @ 12:19 pm
Jordan,
Corker !
Here’s another:
Friend of mine and his (blonde) girlfriend walking down a street one evening in Harrogate, the were in town xmas shopping/day out.
Her: Oh look orange trees !
Him: What ?
Her: There, fancy growing oranges on trees in the streets
Him: They’re glass christmas lights !