Melinda Messenger is Back Latest Stunning Picture
Melinda Messenger is probably not particularly well known outside the UK but over here she was very popular for a time before quietly slipping off the radar.
Well she’s back and looking stunning at 37 years of age.
With the modern world writing women over 25 off as being over the hill I suspect this lady would have something to say about that.

Melinda Messenger
Being of a certain age I well remember her coming to the public’s attention. I believe it all started with an advert for double glazing in her local town of Swindon. The poster showed her leaning out of a window displaying her obvious charms ! ( 34dd enhanced by breast implants for those who may be wondering )
Dressed only in her g string and bra the posters were stolen as fast as they were being put up. Add to that the classic PR coup of the the poster being banned and you’ve got publicity from the national tabloid press.
Page 3 beckoned and she became the most popular Page 3 girl in The Sun newspaper( the best newspaper in the country incidently).
That lasted until a vote by their discerning readers decided to ban all girls with silicone implants.
Democracy rules in the British Press ![]()
She’s not just a pair of boobs though, she’s also got an award winning butt ![]()
Perhaps not The Best Bum in the World but a Winner of Rear of the Year
Television presenting unsurprisingly followed with a string of various programmes as did a stint on the mind numbing Celebrity Big Brother
Quite what the next step is for the blonde bombshell I know not, but the headlines proudly proclaim she is back and indeed she is.
If nothing else she is a genuinely nice person and also shows that a woman of 37 with 3 children can still look stunning, incredibly glamorous and poke a finger in the eye of modern conventional thought
Good luck to her say I !










the dinosaur said,
July 15, 2008 @ 8:23 am
Rod, poor girl she’s obviously slipped on that shiny floor and bumped her head
Rod said,
July 15, 2008 @ 8:32 am
Dino

it’s because she’s getting on a bit now - we all know how prone the elderly to falling
Either that or she swooned at the thought of being featured on the site of …
The Most Eligible Bachelor on Wybers Wood
After all, she is recently divorced and may have me in her sights as a potential target
Best
Rod
Little Brother said,
July 15, 2008 @ 8:42 am
Rod,
CASHBACK!! Divorced? I believe her husband was called Wayne or something similar and the country marvelled at how an ugly bloke could get so lucky. It was indeed an inspiring story for any man not blessed with Brad’s looks.
Move over Pamela!
LB
Jordan said,
July 15, 2008 @ 8:43 am
RC
She certainly is still looking good, her ex must be gutted.
Your post had me thinking too, of the “older” page 3 models, not these stick thin size 0 people they seem do have now. What about Sam Fox? Linda Lusardi? Corkers in their time and still looking good today.
No, i am not bi-sexual, women can appreciate another womans natural body.
Jordan
Rod said,
July 15, 2008 @ 9:08 am
LB
I think you’re right about the ex, he was a good bit younger which bodes well for me, although I am older than MM I look well under 30
Move over Pamela
Easy Tiger !
Let’s not get too carried away
RC
Rod said,
July 15, 2008 @ 9:21 am
Jordan
Corkers in their time and still looking good today
Absolutely !
That was the main reason for the post. With somebody like Gwyneth Paltrow claiming to be over the hill it’s crazy !
I know the celebrities get the full make over etc but at the end of the day we all have a choice.
Try and make an effort or let yourself go.
The idea that a woman is over the hill past 30 years of age is ridiculous !
Take a look at this woman, Alison King, from Coronation Street she’s over 35 and looks better than most 20 year old girls you’ll see around you !
Cheers
Rod
WoE said,
July 15, 2008 @ 9:50 am
Rod,
It’s all very well giving us the trivia…. have you asked her out yet? Just in case you need some extra help, we give below a preview of our latest missive:
Dear Mel,
We are deeply concerned that our host, the Hon Bach RC of WW of the highest eligibility, has lost his way and rather than actively pursuing your good self, is probably outside tinkering with his leeks. No doubt a woman of your fame and fortune takes on a little charity work from time to time so it would be no hardship to include such a man in your busy schedule…. a man, we might add who is house trained and exceptionally clean and you can’t say fairer than that. We have groomed him in the same way Henry Higgins took on Eliza and now he is ready to be launched into society…in short madam, could you be the lighthouse for Rod’s distressed trawler?
Yours very sincerely,
WoE
Jordan said,
July 15, 2008 @ 10:23 am
RC
Cracking girl (didn’t realise you watched Coronation Street!)
Noted also, Louboutin shoes, Jack Daniels Wonderbra, and a ciggie. Top Totty with class
Jordan
Rod said,
July 15, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
WoE
thnaks for the help and I’m pleased you acknowledge the high levels or domesticity here at Chez Goldeneye !
That does pose a problem in that glamorous women could well be untidy in nature which could equate to an overall lowering of my high standards and expectations
Anyway she’s nearly as old as me
Cheers
Rod
Rod said,
July 15, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
Jordan
well spotted on the image front, nothing gets passed you !
I agree entirely as well, a great image that works well - quality will out !
didn’t realise you watched Coronation Street
My knowledge of soap operas is miniscule to non-existent but my knowledge of hot chicks is extensive
Best
RC