Man Flu ! Rubbish Girlie Flu is Worse
Men Complaining About Man Flu - Rubbish ! Women are Worse
Our guest contributor writes
A Guest Article by The Coxeman
Greetings fans of manliness worldwide - Rod Damon here to explode another myth.
We men have had to endure the jibes of women for years about so called man flu, how we make a meal of a cold whilst the ladies soldier on etc etc
Well, it’s all nonsense - women are worse - they really milk it
As always, this is not just rhetoric, here are the facts about women who are stricken with ‘flu
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Yep, all of a sudden they perk up yak away for an hour, hang up and have a relapse
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A third have their husbands, boyfriends or partners waiting on them hand and foot despite the fact that he has already done a real days work already
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Saturday shopping comes round and a miraculous recovery takes place, followed by a relapse on Saturday evening - too ill to cook or perform her conjugal duties
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Tells it own story !
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Typically slovenly female behaviour once they’ve snagged a man anyway - needs nipping in the bud before they let themselves go completely, if indeed they haven’t already
I believe men are starting to fight back, no doubt buoyed up by my international campaign to turn the weak-kneed modern male back into a real man.
Far too long we’ve just accepted these, and many other, barbed jibes at our manliness - but no more I say !
Men stand up for yourselves - I call you all to arms !
Feminists Beware - your time is nigh !
Real Women Be Elated - real men will be back soon !
Keep it Up!
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
January 15, 2008 @ 6:05 pm
Mr Damon, you old sauce pot!
Feminists Beware - your time is nigh ! …. oh goodie, we better get ready then
WoE
p.s. we’ll leave the door on the latch…. don’t be surprised to see a giant ball hurtling towards you, some of the Coven are going through another Indianna phase
Little Brother said,
January 15, 2008 @ 6:21 pm
RD,
30% cannot get of the couch? There’s another 70% who can’t either, ill or not.
LB
The Coxeman said,
January 15, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
Witches of Eastwick
Fear not on my account - such is my level of manliness I make Indiana Jones look like Graham Norton
The Coxeman
The Coxeman said,
January 15, 2008 @ 7:01 pm
Little Brother,
what an excellent point !
It had not occurred to me that it is impossible to tell the difference between a woman with a cold and one without by using only the criteria of time spent reclined on the sofa.
Award yourself 10 man points
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Rod said,
January 15, 2008 @ 7:12 pm
Mr Coxeman,
despite your continual tirade of abuse directed to me you are winning me over.
I usually take what you say with a pinch of salt - but no more.
I refer of course to your manifesto recently published
You said:
Women are not suited to high powered jobs, did you know that in America 30 million women break down in tears at work every year ?
5 days later Hillary Clinton, who wants the most powerful job on earth, broke down in tears on television !
What can I say
Yours in admiration
Rod Collins (site owner)
The Coxeman said,
January 15, 2008 @ 7:24 pm
Dear Site Owner !!
it’s about time you started to come around !
And don’t bother with all this site owner garbage, there is no chance anybody will confuse the two of us !
The similarity ends with our first names !
Of course I was right about that Clinton woman, a female president whatever next ?
What can I say
You could say you’ll stop wearing chick jeans !
That would be a start !
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
January 15, 2008 @ 8:13 pm
Mr Damon,
Is that you down there? We detect a strong scent of Stallion drifting out of the well… fancy thinking you could pole vault into our private quarters, honestly these flashy antics of yours have got to stop, it’s no good for your lumbago
WoE
The Coxeman said,
January 16, 2008 @ 8:32 am
WoE
I’m afraid it was wishful thinking !
Do not be alarmed, you probably dozed off on the settee and your mind naturally turned to me.
It’s only natural that deep down you would fantasise about an uber male such as myself.
Do not reproach yourself for it you cannot help it - it is biologically impossible for you to stop.
Sweet Dreams !
The Coxeman