Comments on: Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes A Site About Everything and Nothing Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:29:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes by: Witches of Eastwick http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1446 Thu, 02 Nov 2006 16:29:37 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1446 LB, ok we'll shift my origninal plan to file 'better than nothing', but let's not lose sight of it altogether ...... after a quick search I find that we have two kimonos, one long red and one short pink ... something tells us that Rod's next date will have a kimono of his own! Watch and learn LB as the following weeks unfold and you will see that the Witches own dating service is far less of a gamble/terrifying experience. We'll find the woman for you and she won't look the least bit like Sean Connery! WoE LB, ok we’ll shift my origninal plan to file ‘better than nothing’, but let’s not lose sight of it altogether …… after a quick search I find that we have two kimonos, one long red and one short pink … something tells us that Rod’s next date will have a kimono of his own!

Watch and learn LB as the following weeks unfold and you will see that the Witches own dating service is far less of a gamble/terrifying experience. We’ll find the woman for you and she won’t look the least bit like Sean Connery! WoE

]]> Comment on Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes by: Little Brother http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1443 Thu, 02 Nov 2006 15:38:08 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1443 Witches, I am well travelled but I leave the eccentricity to BB, I am sure my staff have several opinions of me but certainly none of the above! This plan of yours has me worried, I recall a certain Bond movie with Sean Connery looking ridiculous as a Six foot Japanese with a fake tan. The reason for my reluctance at this dating lark is that I know him and wouldn't wish that on any girl! Witches,
I am well travelled but I leave the eccentricity to BB, I am sure my staff have several opinions of me but certainly none of the above!
This plan of yours has me worried, I recall a certain Bond movie with Sean Connery looking ridiculous as a Six foot Japanese with a fake tan. The reason for my reluctance at this dating lark is that I know him and wouldn’t wish that on any girl!

]]> Comment on Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1436 Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:16:58 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1436 WoE thanks for the offer of help, I think I may just have some idea of what to do if it gets to a date, the road to it will probably be the nightmare. That said, no doubt and date will also turn into a comedic tragedy <i>meeting the candidates on the front at Cleethorpes, complete with chips and burgers (his version of roses) and armed only with his natural charm</i> That sounds about right, should be good enough though! I've had success from less promising starts :) WoE
thanks for the offer of help, I think I may just have some idea of what to do if it gets to a date, the road to it will probably be the nightmare.
That said, no doubt and date will also turn into a comedic tragedy

meeting the candidates on the front at Cleethorpes, complete with chips and burgers (his version of roses) and armed only with his natural charm

That sounds about right, should be good enough though!
I’ve had success from less promising starts :)

]]> Comment on Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes by: Witches of Eastwick http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1429 Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:48:57 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1429 LB, we're beginning to sense some reluctance on your part to assist in the snaring of a willing victim for dear Rod. Lord knows he needs all the help he can get and with that in mind we have mulled over several cunning plans. So let's not hear of any more nonsense ..... your first kimono fitting will take place as soon as possible. Now, there's an art to walking in those mules so practice at work is essential, don't think anyone will notice, even if they do, they'll just think eccentric and well travelled. So as to keep with the plot, we have purchased all necessary kit for sushi .... be prepared for the unique qualities of the Lincolnshire version. Did we mention the linen basket? No? Thought not, well remember Thoroughly Modern Millie ... the creaky basket was the star of the show and in our case, key to the whole thing. If these women turn out to be no-hopers, we stun them and wheel them off, exit stage right ..... Plan B involves Rod meeting the candidates on the front at Cleethorpes, complete with chips and burgers (his version of roses) and armed only with his natural charm. Don't know about you LB, but plan A looks far more exciting ...... Green tea anyone? WoE LB, we’re beginning to sense some reluctance on your part to assist in the snaring of a willing victim for dear Rod. Lord knows he needs all the help he can get and with that in mind we have mulled over several cunning plans. So let’s not hear of any more nonsense ….. your first kimono fitting will take place as soon as possible. Now, there’s an art to walking in those mules so practice at work is essential, don’t think anyone will notice, even if they do, they’ll just think eccentric and well travelled. So as to keep with the plot, we have purchased all necessary kit for sushi …. be prepared for the unique qualities of the Lincolnshire version. Did we mention the linen basket? No? Thought not, well remember Thoroughly Modern Millie … the creaky basket was the star of the show and in our case, key to the whole thing. If these women turn out to be no-hopers, we stun them and wheel them off, exit stage right …..

Plan B involves Rod meeting the candidates on the front at Cleethorpes, complete with chips and burgers (his version of roses) and armed only with his natural charm. Don’t know about you LB, but plan A looks far more exciting ……

Green tea anyone? WoE

]]> Comment on Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes by: Little Brother http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1428 Wed, 01 Nov 2006 22:10:28 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1428 WoE, I'm not dressing up as a geisha girl for anyone, even if it is in the name of love! My hot tub and nibbles evenings are renowned throughout the metropolis that is Branston, as you rightly say the 'lucky winner' will get the hot tub session with LB not BB!! As a special treat I shall be preparing my speciality dessert 'Knicker remover in all its glory' Don't go trying to fix it witches-I know what you're like! ps The lamppost idea is a non starter, Mr Goldeneye never got the hang of toilet training as a child and can be found sniffing and cocking his leg at many a lamppost in the Grimsby area. WoE,
I’m not dressing up as a geisha girl for anyone, even if it is in the name of love! My hot tub and nibbles evenings are renowned throughout the metropolis that is Branston, as you rightly say the ‘lucky winner’ will get the hot tub session with LB not BB!! As a special treat I shall be preparing my speciality dessert ‘Knicker remover in all its glory’ Don’t go trying to fix it witches-I know what you’re like!
ps The lamppost idea is a non starter, Mr Goldeneye never got the hang of toilet training as a child and can be found sniffing and cocking his leg at many a lamppost in the Grimsby area.

]]> Comment on Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes by: Witches of Eastwick http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1427 Wed, 01 Nov 2006 21:45:44 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1427 Rod, have no fear the Witches and LB have teamed up for this venture of yours as sort of 'minders'. Discrete as ever, we will be dressed as Japanese waitresses so as to blend in with the Cleethorpes scene. On the whole we're all for it, this dating thing, but being the trusting sort, we thought you may need a bodyguard. It would be helpful if you could always plan to be in places where there are lampposts, preferably four so the 'team' can hide. Finally, when you are completely happy with the situation, we will all totter away on our wooden mules ...... what do you think? Stage 2, the interviewing of shortlisted candidates by the 'team'. The women will have to understand that Tuesday morning hot dates will be shifted to Wednesday so as to maintain routine. Finally, the lucky winner will get her prize ..... dinner for two in LB's hot tub complete with Barry White. Keep us informed of progress. Bon chance, WoE Rod, have no fear the Witches and LB have teamed up for this venture of yours as sort of ‘minders’. Discrete as ever, we will be dressed as Japanese waitresses so as to blend in with the Cleethorpes scene. On the whole we’re all for it, this dating thing, but being the trusting sort, we thought you may need a bodyguard. It would be helpful if you could always plan to be in places where there are lampposts, preferably four so the ‘team’ can hide. Finally, when you are completely happy with the situation, we will all totter away on our wooden mules …… what do you think?

Stage 2, the interviewing of shortlisted candidates by the ‘team’. The women will have to understand that Tuesday morning hot dates will be shifted to Wednesday so as to maintain routine. Finally, the lucky winner will get her prize ….. dinner for two in LB’s hot tub complete with Barry White.

Keep us informed of progress. Bon chance, WoE

]]> Comment on Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1423 Wed, 01 Nov 2006 16:41:26 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/looking-for-girls-in-cleethorpes#comment-1423 <b>To Janet</b> thanks for the email, I did try to reply but your address is bouncing back. Leave a comment if you like it's quicker and easier. Pleased you like the site. As to adding a photo such as you suggest, I think I best not, you'll have to make do with the stripey socks :) Regards Rod To Janet
thanks for the email, I did try to reply but your address is bouncing back.
Leave a comment if you like it’s quicker and easier.
Pleased you like the site.
As to adding a photo such as you suggest, I think I best not, you’ll have to make do with the stripey socks :)
Regards
Rod

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