Looking for Girls in Cleethorpes
Today saw Goldeneye once again enjoying life by the seaside.
It was bright and sunny, but cold and very windy. This did not help the search for a Hot Chick with a view to filling the vacancy for the official Goldeneye Girlfriend as mentioned in the Grand Winter Plan.
The only things I got were 1 photo, 2 scotch eggs, 2 cold red ears!
There were considerably more seagulls than women, the women that were there could all remember the blitz !
To cushion the blow I hatched a plan on the walk back to the car. Given the fact I have a considerable presence on the net and that I advocate the following readily to others.
Goldeneye is going internet dating !
Naturally I shall keep a running commentary on what, if anything, happens, I cannot keep such things from my loyal readers.
I am going now to join a site and create my profile, I shall of course share all this with you as well.
I am going with Plenty of Fish, there is a downside with this but the upside is that it is free.
You can see my original fully pictured post about a previous trip to Cleethorpes here
A Tourist Guide to Cleethorpes
A choppy sea today - note my shadow on the beach - clever camera trick!
Rod said,
November 1, 2006 @ 4:41 pm
To Janet
thanks for the email, I did try to reply but your address is bouncing back.
Leave a comment if you like it’s quicker and easier.
Pleased you like the site.
As to adding a photo such as you suggest, I think I best not, you’ll have to make do with the stripey socks
Regards
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 1, 2006 @ 9:45 pm
Rod, have no fear the Witches and LB have teamed up for this venture of yours as sort of ‘minders’. Discrete as ever, we will be dressed as Japanese waitresses so as to blend in with the Cleethorpes scene. On the whole we’re all for it, this dating thing, but being the trusting sort, we thought you may need a bodyguard. It would be helpful if you could always plan to be in places where there are lampposts, preferably four so the ‘team’ can hide. Finally, when you are completely happy with the situation, we will all totter away on our wooden mules …… what do you think?
Stage 2, the interviewing of shortlisted candidates by the ‘team’. The women will have to understand that Tuesday morning hot dates will be shifted to Wednesday so as to maintain routine. Finally, the lucky winner will get her prize ….. dinner for two in LB’s hot tub complete with Barry White.
Keep us informed of progress. Bon chance, WoE
Little Brother said,
November 1, 2006 @ 10:10 pm
WoE,
I’m not dressing up as a geisha girl for anyone, even if it is in the name of love! My hot tub and nibbles evenings are renowned throughout the metropolis that is Branston, as you rightly say the ‘lucky winner’ will get the hot tub session with LB not BB!! As a special treat I shall be preparing my speciality dessert ‘Knicker remover in all its glory’ Don’t go trying to fix it witches-I know what you’re like!
ps The lamppost idea is a non starter, Mr Goldeneye never got the hang of toilet training as a child and can be found sniffing and cocking his leg at many a lamppost in the Grimsby area.
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 2, 2006 @ 12:48 am
LB, we’re beginning to sense some reluctance on your part to assist in the snaring of a willing victim for dear Rod. Lord knows he needs all the help he can get and with that in mind we have mulled over several cunning plans. So let’s not hear of any more nonsense ….. your first kimono fitting will take place as soon as possible. Now, there’s an art to walking in those mules so practice at work is essential, don’t think anyone will notice, even if they do, they’ll just think eccentric and well travelled. So as to keep with the plot, we have purchased all necessary kit for sushi …. be prepared for the unique qualities of the Lincolnshire version. Did we mention the linen basket? No? Thought not, well remember Thoroughly Modern Millie … the creaky basket was the star of the show and in our case, key to the whole thing. If these women turn out to be no-hopers, we stun them and wheel them off, exit stage right …..
Plan B involves Rod meeting the candidates on the front at Cleethorpes, complete with chips and burgers (his version of roses) and armed only with his natural charm. Don’t know about you LB, but plan A looks far more exciting ……
Green tea anyone? WoE
Rod said,
November 2, 2006 @ 9:16 am
WoE
thanks for the offer of help, I think I may just have some idea of what to do if it gets to a date, the road to it will probably be the nightmare.
That said, no doubt and date will also turn into a comedic tragedy
meeting the candidates on the front at Cleethorpes, complete with chips and burgers (his version of roses) and armed only with his natural charm
That sounds about right, should be good enough though!
I’ve had success from less promising starts
Little Brother said,
November 2, 2006 @ 3:38 pm
Witches,
I am well travelled but I leave the eccentricity to BB, I am sure my staff have several opinions of me but certainly none of the above!
This plan of yours has me worried, I recall a certain Bond movie with Sean Connery looking ridiculous as a Six foot Japanese with a fake tan. The reason for my reluctance at this dating lark is that I know him and wouldn’t wish that on any girl!
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 2, 2006 @ 4:29 pm
LB, ok we’ll shift my origninal plan to file ‘better than nothing’, but let’s not lose sight of it altogether …… after a quick search I find that we have two kimonos, one long red and one short pink … something tells us that Rod’s next date will have a kimono of his own!
Watch and learn LB as the following weeks unfold and you will see that the Witches own dating service is far less of a gamble/terrifying experience. We’ll find the woman for you and she won’t look the least bit like Sean Connery! WoE