Looking at Girl’s Bums ~ Studying Butts
If ever you were minded to look at girl’s bums then the sunny weather is the time to do it 
Not that I’d do such a thing of course - well until now that is
How about looking at perfect butts for a living !!!
Can it really be true - yes indeedy - somebody is being paid £20,000 a year, from a National Lottery Arts Grant, to study the importance of women’s bottoms on culture 
That’s a job I wouldn’t mind, I’d even come out of retirement were it not so sexist !
I could tell them all they need to know for a lot less than 20 Grand, for the last couple of year’s we’ve told you who officially has
The Best Butt, on that note the picture is of Vida Guerra twice winner of FHM Magazines Best Bum in the World.
All this nonsense is what-it-is nobody is hurt by it nobody has to pay for it unless they buy the magazine
On a serious note, is this really proper use of funding, is real and useful research so awash with funding that this money could not be used for something slightly more important ?
That’s enough of the serious stuff
When it comes to the weather and girls I think there should be some research done on where do all of the stunning girls go when the weather isn’t this good.
It’s as if hot chicks are parachuted in or something
It’s all too much for a bachelor who is already heat affected - indeed, it’s enough to question the principal of being single 
It could be a tricky time to look for a girlfriend though, especially any I may meet in my new shorts !
Any smouldering babes seeing me attired thus and smothered in Piz Buin oil would only be after one thing.
I know what they’re after and I’m not prepared to be used - they just want to get their hands on my . . .
Kitchen Garden
If they see my firm and impressive courgette I would never be sure whether it was me they wanted or just my prize marrow
We’re, supposedly, set for a real heat wave this week coming so I’ll report back on any success or failure
Gluteus Maximusly Yours
Rod
PS: I’d take the Pepsi challenge with any of these girls butts - mine’s already the envy of all the girls on Wybers Wood
PPS: I’ve just been doing a CD for LB and thought I’d share this with you - no not Motorhead or Metallica but Johnny Cash !
Simply stunning - give it a listen
Little Brother said,
June 28, 2009 @ 9:05 pm
Rod,
Top Notch, thanks mate.
LB
Cam said,
July 1, 2009 @ 1:29 am
Political correctness decrees men should pretend they’re blind to a woman with a well presented bum, no matter how old. I once told a woman in her 40s in a pub with her bloke that she had a really nice bum. Bloke didn’t thump me, she stood at the bar with her bum facing me at my table as I read Private Eye. I bet she told all her mates, and her bloke felt good to have hooked her. Young women with bums like a sack of spuds clearly love food more than motherhood as they see 30 approaching. Chocolate or attract/keep a man? It’s their choice. Bumwatching is a natural activity by male humans, probably back to cave man times. A fat young cave woman would make the local men think “She looks a lot of hard work to feed, and how will she run away from lions when she’s pregnant with my son?”. As for men being somehow obsessed with sex via lad’s mags, have you ever seen glossy women’s magazines? FULL of sex, food, dieting, sex, food, dieting, and more sex, not necessarily with the bloke who thinks he has a loyal partner. Bachelorhood past 40 is such a happy way to live, offering guilt-free bumwatching, you just forget why you do it. Dirty old men? How about sexually desperate young men? I know a lass of 27 who wants an older bloke with a brain, not someone her age who isn’t entirely ready to settle down. Also, older men die sooner!