Comments on: Laundry Conundrum

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Rod

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:14:43 +0000

Don’t worry about navigation …. you’ll hear the singing and be strangely drawn

Class Act !

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Witches of Eastwick

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:09:47 +0000

Dear Little Brother

Perhaps you should consider joining us in our Body Image sessions on a Tuesday with the Rev. Rod? Yes, we too have been overly blessed by Mother Nature and with his help, now strut with confidence. We did feel that his insistence we all wear white cheese cloth gowns and wade into our local river, a little unnecessary. Especially when we were expected to wash his laundry with only river boulders and a large bar of Marseille soap (kind to sensitive skin and the environment). This did not however, have the desired effect of the previously mentioned ’shrinkage’ sadly and the Rev was last seen clutching his waistband under his armpits … not a look that is likely to catch on here. His title of fashion icon is now looking dubious. Don’t worry about navigation …. you’ll hear the singing and be strangely drawn. WoE

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Rod

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:41:24 +0000

Thonged Chick,
I note the use of ‘optimum’ possibly this is the key. Doing it properly or being a slacker. Possibly this site attracts slackers, hence the disparity.

I have to be very careful what I rub into my body lest I have an extreme reaction - certainly something to avoid in my dotage!

Re buying 30′ waist - easier said than done in Grimsby, it may be easier just to put some weight on.
I have to ration my red/black thoughts otherwise I go dizzy and need glucose tablets.
Regards
Luke Warm Rod

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Thonged Chick

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:46:26 +0000

Hot Rod!!!
fabric softner should always be put in the machine towards the end of the cycle, before the final rinse and spin, for optimum fragrance and softness next to your delicate skin, never rub into your body, as this could lead to some very distressing situations! re.loose trouser syndrome. buy a 30 waist or always be thinking about your computer room decoration, red is a good colour, or black, or maybe both!!
TC

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Little Brother

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:36:12 +0000

Dear Witches,
Big Brother may have a 30″ waist but I’ve got a 30″ inside leg! Despite the ribbing during my early schooldays (renditions of Jake the Peg was a particular favourite) and the sixth form boys using me as a human cricket wicket I have now managed to hide the abnormality thanks to some sticking plaster and a flight sock-now I get sympathy for a club foot!

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Rod

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:56:11 +0000

I’ll be expecting a comment from someone in particular

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Rod

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:14:22 +0000

Jordan
I did employ a maid but she resigned when the uniform I ordered for her arrived

As to the carwash babes, watching a fuzzy video clip was distressing enough, imagine seeing the real thing at my advanced stage of life it could bring about an early end!

Mind you what a way to go - it would make a great final picture on this site

RIP Goldeneye
Seen here with Jessica and Paris

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Rod

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:09:14 +0000

WoE,
thank you for reminding me of my recent trouser problem. I should point out, for those unfamiliar, that this loose trouser syndrome is the result of a very commendable 30inch waist.

You should also be grateful that you witnessed only a mild version of the falling trousers.
The full version can lead to even more washing ! I will say no more !!!!

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Jordan

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:49:49 +0000

Get a cleaner, more time for fine wine and cigars.
Solves Car wash problem also, make sure she wears bikini aka Jessica Simpson, possible look-a-like also (Paris Hilton, no way man!!), all problems solved, sorted!
Next conundrum, please!

Comment on Laundry Conundrum by: Witches of Eastwick

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:38:18 +0000

Dear Rod

1. I doubt it. None

2. Read the instruction manual, always helps.

3. Yes

4. Unusual for any man to ask for help (directions etc) and if being wrong is a first, then we all agree you are unique amongst your kind.

The Witches gave up using conditioner long ago and haven’t missed it. Mind you a friend of ours is currently experiencing difficulties with his trousers. Perhaps he too is using an abundance of conditioner which in turn is causing ‘baggy’ waistband syndrome. Violent trouser shrinkage might cause them to become shorts and we happen to know he has an aversion to those. We must find a solution before the unthinkable happens and suggest he contacts The Great Rodini (Ret’d), who may consider parting with his best show biz braces, at a price no doubt.

Keep up the domestic work Rod, women everywhere will salute you! WoE