Katie Price cracks the Whip with Equestrian Clothes Range
Jordan aka Katie Price has been cracking the whip at yet another product launch.
Regulars would expect me to blog about this as it’s so newsworthy
but get ready for a shock
This could be the last blog post about Jordan !!
Yes folks, I’m beginning to believe she’s a spent force in the Goldeneye eyes (what !)
She’s no longer the woman she was so it may be time to move on !
We’ve had a good run out of her so perhaps a trade in is due. We’ve had her in her own design of thong and Asda lingerie
We’ve followed her boob jobs like some kind up breast enhancement soap opera, we showed her looking at her hottest and even brought you the very last picture of the national treasures before they were reduced.
Here’s the result after yet another breast reduction operation

Complete with riding crop !
It’s a product launch for her own range of equestrian clothes. Now I’m a fan of polo shirts so no stranger to horsey fashion - but I’ve not seen anything like this.
I suspect most that get bought will not get near a horse and buggy - baby buggy yes

Traditional Horse Riding Gear !
I know she’s an icon in the UK, if you’re in the US then think, say, Paris Hilton. I’ve always admired her in a funny sort of way, as have many others but I’m bored with it now.
She looks too ordinary - I tried to tell her via these incisive and very popular blog posts but would she listen?
No !
Now we see the results
It could be the end of an era for the site (and the end of a lot of traffic as well
)
Should we cling on to the wreckage or cast the line off ?
If so who is going to replace her
Regards
A Disappointed Rod


Little Brother said,
September 3, 2008 @ 9:26 pm
Rod,
She can do a lot better than that. That first photo, I can’t believe they picked that as one of the better ones!
LB
Little Brother said,
September 4, 2008 @ 8:03 am
Rod,
Just heard that she wasn’t allowed into a polo event as she wasn’t deemed suitable. I thought millionaires were suitable candidates. Bring on the revolution
LB
Rod said,
September 4, 2008 @ 8:09 am
LB
it’s the end of an era - a sad day but nothing lasts forever.
As to the polo event, nice to know that snobbery is still alive and well in this country - we should celebrate our national traits
I don’t know who is going to replace her on this site though ?
Cheers
Rod
Jordan said,
September 4, 2008 @ 8:51 am
Rod, Rod, Rod.
Noone but noone can replace Jordan, you know that in your heart of hearts too.;-)
Reduced her boobs may be but she is still one hot chick!
You always have Pammie to fall back on, more suitable age for you too.
I don’t appear to have recieved my invite to your birthday bash by the way, although the postman hasn’t arrived yet today.
Jordan
Rod said,
September 4, 2008 @ 9:01 am
Jordan
I hear what you are saying - she is the UK’s Pamela Anderson but …
more suitable age for you too.
I’ve always kept my actual birthday fairly quiet, need to know basis really and avoid any fuss, but last year I came out of the closet and revealed it was the 27th September, blogging it here and it’s come back to bite me in the …
Perhaps I should consider a bash of some sort - whilst I’m still young enough to enjoy it
As Katie Price can’t get into the after match polo party at Windsor maybe she’d come down to my party !
Not sure who else to put on the invite list ?
Cheers
Rod
WoE said,
September 4, 2008 @ 10:31 am
Rod,
Should you cast the line?… how could you when we all assumed the two of you would grow old
disgracefully togetherIf you do throw a birthday bash and pink clad equestrian Jordan does attend, we think you should gird yourself for disappointment…. for a start she’ll be too busy on her portable pc watching her profit margins to be interested in your homegrown courgette surprise
WoE
Rod said,
September 4, 2008 @ 5:35 pm
WoE
I suspect it will take more than one of my courgettes to lure and A Lister to Lincolnshire.
Perhaps I shouild set my sights on one of last year’s Big Brother drop outs to cut the ribbon !
you should gird yourself for disappointment
I never do any other
Regards
Rod