Jordan Katie Price Implants Scandal
Something absolutely scandalous is in the air with Katie Price aka Jordan and her implants
It’s a black, black day for your host …
Yes folks, I’m preparing for a national day of mourning. The countries 1st lady is going under the knife for another boob job - but this time a reduction !
The operation is imminent and it seems, despite my influence, there is little I can do to stop this.
For those of us that appreciate the finer things in life, here is the Ultimate English Woman pictured on her last night out before the op’ - possibly the last time these National Treasures will be seen in public.
Taken last night and courtesy of The Sun Newspaper
The Last Known Sighting
 The former glamour girl, who was also showing off her new brown rinse, is going under the knife before Christmas
She says the surgery will make them more “perky”. |
This is a road we went down before but it came to nothing, now it’s set in stone, what an emotional roller coaster for me.
Here is the previous article I wrote some time ago Katie Price Heartbreak
Another worry is that this Tender Goddess did much to fuel the popularity of breast implants in this country thus being an acknowledged visionary and trendsetter, this act could in fact start a flood of reductions or even put girls off having the operation.
Very irresponsible - more worrying than the nonsensical MMR jab fears
What on earth is the bachelor to do ?
The end of the world is nigh !
The Sky is falling in !
We’re all doomed !
A thoroughly miserable day - I cannot imagine what could possibly cheer me up
Rod - In Mourning
Jordan said,
November 26, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
RC - in mourning
She may well get the perter new ones out again?
Pammy is still keeping hers
Jordan
Rod said,
November 26, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
Jordan,
she need not get them out, knowing they’re there is comfort enough
For perter read smaller.
I cannot think of many things, other than butts, waists and mortgages, that improve by getting smaller can you ?
As to Pammy, well, she is the doyenne of these ladies without doubt, but it was pointed out to me that is is getting on a bit now …
I cannot turn against her obviously but there’s something in it
Time and Tide Wait only for Me, Peter Pan and King Canute
Cheers
RC
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 26, 2007 @ 5:51 pm
Rod,
We shall await Katie’s pseudo cleavage which is almost certainly going to appear here on this site as news headlines… can’t wait!
Time and Tide will not be waiting for you on the nibbles front tomorrow however, so don’t delay otherwise King Canute will eat the lot!
Gesondheid
WoE
Rod said,
November 26, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
She may no longer make appearances on this site, I am considering a boycot to demonstrate my strength of feeling !
Talking about two luscious perfectly formed things I am gutted nobody has commented on my visually stunning new way of displaying quotes
It’s nothing like as simple as it looks and is very web2.0, an aesthetic delight I thought - pearls before swine
Regards
Rod - Under Appreciated
Little Brother said,
November 26, 2007 @ 8:02 pm
Rod,
A great set of quotes, proud of you.
Preoccupied LB
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 26, 2007 @ 9:58 pm
Rod,
In a world of fabulous quotes, your speech marks are quite literally the biggest and best
WoE
Rod said,
November 27, 2007 @ 8:55 am
Thanks you for the glowing, if not forced, review
RC
Jordan said,
November 27, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
Well done Rod