Should you start to waver, Dr Rod prescribes a night in looking at your bank books, that should bring an end to any foolish and romantic thoughts.

Thanks for taking the time to post
Regards
Rod

Women can be an expensive hobby if you are daft enough to take one on full time, as you already know!
Not preachig to the choir, just thought it may help the more naive bachelors out there.

Beware of Her who Knocks on Your Door Bearing Gifts !

She will only want your House , Car and Life Savings to help recoup this initial outlay !

OH … I nearly forgot to menton if having trouble cleaning your Kitchen Sink ,
use White Vinegar .
Cover the Sink with White Vinegar ,as you would any other cleaning product, leave to soak
( at this point you can go and watch Trisha , or the Jeremy Kyle Show ,
which has not been bad of late .
Return 30 minutes later and rinse of with a sponge ,
thus revealing a nice clean sink,
Leaving more time to watch day time TV !

Now thats what i call a tip !

But did you see them ! ooooooooooer …. i would imagine they are still travelling !

Woe
We’ve never encountered a more claret/implant obsessed duo before, Rod and Shane

I do not drink ! ….. it must then be my natural state !
Certainly agree there may be a minor wiring problem ,

In fairness Shane is not keen on claret or implants, I therefore have to do double duty to make up for the shortfall - not easy but someone’s got to do it!

LB, we don’t like the sound of this boiled rabbit unless of course, the boys are referring to stock. Perhaps you’d be kind enough to include a recipe for rabbit that would do for our cauldron. ps. Women on the Verge is an epic Spanish movie, highly recommended for a man in touch with his feminine side.

Finally, it should be stated that during our years of travelling up and down Canwick Hill, we’d never noticed any gorgeous men either, in fact in Lincolnshire as a whole, with one or two minor exceptions. So much so that we recall the girls travelling great distances on Friday and Saturday nights, to compensate. Wonder if things have changed much. All the class-acts that didn’t leave the county drifted into the market towns in order to find a man with land to offset the lack of dynamic and attractive personalities. Mind you that was hundreds of years ago and we daresay with the influx of eligible bachelors, the market must be more buoyant? WoE

Beware of She who may be a Bunny-Boiler !
Very wise - sounds like trouble to me!

Beware of She who may be a Bunny-Boiler !