Jordan Gets Into Lingerie Katie Price
The lovely katie Price, aka Jordan, is getting into lingerie rather than getting out of it!
Regular visitors will know we need little, if any excuse, to feature Jordan or ladies lingerie.
Add the two together and…..
England’s ultimate woman is expanding her empire with a range of her own lingerie.
Naturally she takes the chance to model some of the range herself.
Black Bra & Knickers
The range looks a little conservative, which is probably a wise business decision, and is also readily available throughout the UK via the Asda supermarket chain. Bargains as well with prices starting at only £5.
As to how many women will identify themselves in such lingerie when seeing Jordan in it is perhaps debatable. She looks fine to us here at Goldeneye, although a little plain by her standards.
Once again a cleverly designed marketing image
Camisole Top & Thong
As to what our lady viewers think of the range we can only guess but given the publicity and reasonable prices they should see a christmas boom in sales.
I wonder how women would take it as an xmas present from their men - Jordan lingerie?
See Also Our Updated 2008 page featuring the New Range
Jordan said,
November 14, 2006 @ 4:03 pm
Although Katie looks great (of course!)
It, as you do say is a little on the conservative side.
Rod said,
November 14, 2006 @ 4:16 pm
Jordan,
interesting from the marketing front. My guess would be, she is gradually rebranding herself.
She is popular amongst women, which is unusual given the way she looks and her job.
I wonder if she is trying to appeal to as many people as possible. Hence lingerie not looking like a hooker’s or lap dancer’s ?
It is also a tragic reflection on me. Jordan in her underwear and I am thinking about the logic behind it and the marketing
Best
Rod
Little Brother said,
November 14, 2006 @ 4:34 pm
Rod,
Are those your curtains in the background?
Rod said,
November 14, 2006 @ 4:40 pm
LB,
God I wish they were !!
I wouldn’t have need a tripod for my camera were it taken at my house
Regards
Rod
Jordan said,
November 14, 2006 @ 4:48 pm
LB: Ha ha, he wishes!!
Tragic reflection indeed Mr Collins!
I think Katie should still do what she does best! Katie is all women and heterosexual people love her for that.
There are enough ’so called’ lingerie models and manufacturers out there that advertise the mainstream rubbish! If I wanted big pants I would shop in M&S!!
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 14, 2006 @ 5:35 pm
Rod, she’s got the marketing right we think. No good trying to out-do Ann Summers etc. As all the witches look like Ms Price, we are delighted to find something to fit! Women will warm to her because of her very public family life and everything that goes with it, together with the fact that she seems to genuinely adore her aussie husband.
Do celebrity branded undies sell well? When the Witches launch their own brand of lingerie can we count on your assistance with marketing skills and optimization …… perhaps we should add, we’re aiming for the Yfront wearing public initially, hand knitted top-notch stuff.
We rather liked the new furniture in the philosophy headquarters. Will the Collins clinic be open next Tuesday? WoE
Rod said,
November 14, 2006 @ 5:46 pm
Jordan
If I wanted big pants I would shop in M&S!!
Damn straight - right, as ever!
For all the girls out there who do not follow our Jordan’s mantra
Bigs pants = impotence !
Rod said,
November 14, 2006 @ 5:52 pm
WoE,
I can market lingerie no problemo, in fact it’s making me money as we speak.
Not as good as James Bond’s new Omega Seamaster though. (Sorry seo internal anchor text)
The new furniture is a great success, a wise man bought it, fine purchase, hat tip there !
I shall be holding surgery next week - god willing
Take Care
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 14, 2006 @ 6:36 pm
Let’s just clarify one thing here …. the witches are all for big pants. Not the ordinary boring sort, no not for us ….. we, of course, sport the shoulder down to the laceup knee victorian numbers …. cuts out the draft during formation flying displays. We suspect the Red Arrows do likewise.
Little Brother said,
November 14, 2006 @ 10:31 pm
Rod,
Enough of big knickers already! (sorry about the american teen/friends twang)
Hopefully I’ll have my new phone in time for the Motorhead concert on thursday-I’ll try and photograph some hot rock chicks in fish nets-quality!
Look out, dear bloggers for the only review of Motorhead’s 2006 European tour here at rock collins.com. I am hoping to remember the full set list but if last years was anything to go by I’ll be glad to remember my name! If you live in the Cambridge area and see two drunk men in their thirties that will be us-I will be the one wearing three Motorhead t-shirts (hands need to be free to hold beer) -Pin your ears back!
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 15, 2006 @ 8:50 am
Little Brother, before you go make sure your wallet is safely strapped around you …..better still take one of our patented hand knitted Yfronts that convert into a backpack… plenty of room for ear plugs, packed lunch and another of our favourite things, a speaking pen that tells you your name and where you live! Have a good time and don’t talk to any strangers. WoE
Rod said,
November 15, 2006 @ 9:30 am
LB
\m/
PS. Don’t wear my size medium, you’ll stretch it
Jordan said,
November 15, 2006 @ 11:44 am
RC & LB
Nice! Two aging rockers going to an even bigger aging rockers concert!
Lemmy has never been a nice looking geezer; God only knows why he gets the women, money obviously and the chance to sell their story for even more money.
I remember being with a much better looking ‘rocker’ semi famous, once upon a time (all good stories start this way!) But I would never lower myself by selling my story.
Hope you both have a good time and there is ample parking for everyone’s Zimmer frames and oxygen tanks!
Jordan
Rod said,
November 15, 2006 @ 1:31 pm
Jordan
:)
Your integrity in these matters could surely not be doubted. It goes to show the naysayers out there that there are still some damn fine women in the world !
I know as I’ve met a couple!
I, sadly, shall not be attending the Motorhead recital, I am too old and besides it clashes with my bridge class.
The tradition is also that the attendee buys the absentee a t-shirt so I’ll shoot and score there.
Every saving helps as I’ve been investing in some fabulous Yves Saint Laurent lightweight sweaters today.
Best
Rod
PS. As instructed, I have changed the hallowe’en picture
Jordan said,
November 15, 2006 @ 2:26 pm
Rod
Bridge sounds a much safer bet than some rowdy concert at your age, maybe LB should take a leaf out of your book.
Be careful playing Bridge the cards can give some nasty paper cuts and those OAP’s can get very nasty, watch out for the ones with walking sticks or indeed broomsticks! (No offence ment WoE)
Hope the YSL lightweight sweaters where a necessity, I don’t want to have to go back to referring to you as Frivolous Rod!
You have just removed the Halloween pic, hardly changed, maybe a nice pic of your new YSL’s. Hope they match the stripy socks and scarves!
Jordan
Rod said,
November 15, 2006 @ 2:53 pm
Jordan
I am always mindful of the dangers when surrounded by the blue rinse brigade, I only go to improve my chances of pulling - may even find a rich widow!
LB can still get away (just) with these antics, my advanced years means I cannot, indeed I suspect I would go up to the sound engineer on the mixing desk and ask him if he woulldn’t mind turning it down a little.
The YSL’s were not absolutely necessary but nice. I think I shall go back tomorrow and buy a couple more in assorted colours.
I have replaced the halloween pic with an artistic shot of myself. Defintion below:
A moody shot set up and taken at night, softly backlight. The image shows the reflection of the subject in a mirror in an effort to depict how others may look upon and perceive both my innner soul and outer being.
Or to put it another way.
I stood in front of the bathroom mirror last night, pointed the camera at the mirror and pressed the button.
Jordan said,
November 15, 2006 @ 3:16 pm
Well your computer expertise I hate to inform you your new pic isn’t working, all we see is ‘Summertime Rod’ a ‘stripy sock’ and your vast belly. No rotation either, for some bizarre reason it wants to stay on your one pack abbs!
Rod said,
November 15, 2006 @ 4:55 pm
Jordan,
you’re seeing the cached version your browser is supplying.
Clear your temporary internet files, or a refresh may work, or when you switch back on tomorrow after shutdown tonight you’ll see the latest.
Best
Rod
Rod said,
November 16, 2006 @ 9:34 am
5,000 unique visitors have looked at this in 48 hours.
Clearly Katie is as popular with others as she is here.
Cheers to Jordan !
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 16, 2006 @ 10:08 am
Rod, no matter what we do, we still have the ‘old’ summer snapshot …… we are in need of technical support or more likely it’s your end that needs to be tweaked!
Rod said,
November 16, 2006 @ 12:13 pm
WoE
the old summer snapshot is still there, I removed the hallowe’en shot.
There should be a picture of me taken in a mirror, looks quite dark.
Are you using the AOL browser?
If so, don’t !
Click start then Internet Explorer at the top. The AOL browser regularly does not allow people to see the very latest version of a page or site, it delivers the cached version that is stored in your computer.
With a bit of luck I may get my end tweaked later
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 16, 2006 @ 12:40 pm
Rod, we’ve never had to do this before but have to admit that the new shot is indeed there …. you needed to be lit from behind in our opinion …..
Rod said,
November 16, 2006 @ 12:57 pm
WoE
pleased all is working. I don’t think lighting from the back would improve things.
Taking a picture of my back certainly would !
Rod