I’ve Won the Premium Bonds - Not Once But Twice in the Same Month !
Woohoo ! I’m rich I tell ya
They say the “Money Goes to Money” so it makes a nice change to see a bit going to the more needy in society - that namely being me
Came home this afternoon to find 2 envelopes on the Goldeneye ‘Sod Off’ Doormat - both contained cheques from the Premium Bonds - 2 wins in the same month !
One in the eye for my brother
Now I’m rich of course it begs the question as to . . . what next ?
I won’t let it change me of course but I really need to decide whether to bank it all for a rainy day or . . . spend, spend, spend !
If I decide to blow it all of course the obvious thing is on what ?
Fast cars and slow women come most immediately to mind but I’m open to suggestions . ..
Should I save it or blow it and if the latter - on what ?
I did have a quandary before writing this as I know it looks a bit showy and somewhat Nouveau Riche boasting of my new found wealth but I felt such is the magnanimity of the cultured readers who frequent this site there’d be no resentfulness aimed personally at me or my good fortune
Rest assured I’ll continue with the site, I’ll not be swapping Lincolnshire for Monte Carlo nor will you see me in the tabloids with a local soap opera babe on my arm - I’ll be the same old me just heavily in funds.
Now the only question is . . . what to spend it on ?
Yours, a man of means
R.D. Collins, Esq.