Introducing Rod Damon The Coxeman
I am pleased to announce that we have a new contributor to the site.
The Legendary spy and adventurer Rod Damon - better known as The Coxeman.
He has introduced himself here The Coxeman
He is something of a ladies man, a real man’s man in fact. It has to be said political correctness is something which has passed him by and many have labelled him, unfairly I think, as a male chauvinist.
You’ll all have to make up your own minds as time progresses.
I can think of no better way to give you a flavour of the man than to include this opening excerpt from volume five of his biography
In bed with me was a doll who could’ve set my blood boiling even if the props weren’t present. Her name was Georgina Lucas, and she was to sex what Chopin was to the piano - the ultimate, the last word, the point of excellence beyond which it is absolutely impossible to go.
For six days now we had been holed up inside my apartment watching stag movies and duplicating in the flesh the exotic positions we observed on the screen. We’d taken time out only to eat, to wash and to sleep. And still my sexual energies were far from being depleted. As a matter of fact, I was as raring to go now, after nearly fifty rolls in the hay, as I had been the first time around.
Witches of Eastwick said,
July 23, 2006 @ 12:21 am
Dear Mr Damon
We suggest you manage as many rolls in the hay as possible before Mr Collins appears with his flaming torch, things could get a little hotter than expected.
p.s. may we ask what your views are concerning men wearing shorts? Would the wearing of shorts halt your success with women? The men of Lincolnshire could do with some tips on the art of seduction as most of them haven’t moved on since caveman days.
The Coxeman said,
July 23, 2006 @ 9:02 am
Hello Ladies !
fear not for my safety, I’m used to hot and sticky situations !
As to shorts, I wear them whenever the temperature and informality of the occassion allow
It improves circulation in my vital areas - with so many women relying on me I have to take care in certain areas.
If my adventures take me anywhere near Lincolnshire I shall be sure to breeze through and offer you first hand experience of my ladykilling techniques!
Keep it Up!
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
July 24, 2006 @ 8:18 pm
Mr Damon,
We are thrilled at the very thought … but how would we recognise you? We have been known to embrace strangers wearing a pink carnation … next time we must make certain he’s not a guest at a wedding or a member of the local gay pride club.
p.s. beware Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookie, witches have many disguises!
The Coxeman said,
July 25, 2006 @ 8:04 am
Witches of Eastwick,
you’ll know when I’m there!
You’ll smell the Stallion aftershave and sense the testosterone!
I could tell you a story about 2 Japenese waitresses, a fortune cookie and a saki bottle but the nancy-boy that hosts the site will probably edit it
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman