Internet Dating with The Coxeman
Guest Post by Rod Damon aka The Coxeman
I have just returned from a near death experience……
As I mentioned in my introduction this interweb thing is all new to me, frankly seems like a waste of time as well.
It seems to be based largely on gambling and pictures of girls. I gamble in my club most free nights and real life women throw themselves at me - but I guess the web has uses for lesser men.
I thought I was to be converted when someone mentioned internet dating. Now obviously I need a dating service like a motorbike needs and ashtray but hey it’s better than looking at Britney Spears!
The host of this site helped me with a picture and I offloaded it, or something. Next thing I know my eletter thing is glowing red hot with nubile young ladies.
A mission was to take me up North and I saw an opportunity to arrange to meet someone in Newcastle (TIP: always make your own arrangements in Newcastle - god forbid you should rely on the local talent)
I picked one out and we exchanged eletters - sorted!
Easy as that, well no!
What a howler she turned out to be!
Definately canine and not remotely like the picture she used (which looked suspiciously like Liz Hurley in retrospect)
Now I’m not exactly picky but even I had to draw the line and make a hasty exit, and to think I had my best silk shirt laundered and thrown on two handfuls of Stallion aftershave (a private bespoke ladykilling recipe)
Had it not been for a stewardess on the flight back to Heathrow I may very well have gone without!
Nothing’s what it seems and don’t believe what you see and read on the interweb
Keep it Up!
The Coxeman
Rod said,
July 23, 2006 @ 6:20 pm
Please note:
I have had to edit the above post for adult and unsuitable content
The Coxeman said,
July 23, 2006 @ 6:21 pm
Nancy Boy !
thonged chick said,
July 24, 2006 @ 10:29 pm
waiting for july 24th entry.
Rod said,
July 25, 2006 @ 7:59 am
Hi TC
thanks for the comment.
I must apologise but time beat me on the 24th I was busy basking in the sun, socializing and enjoying myself.
Time got the better of me, I had to prepare and eat the daily millet, then I only had half an hour before 7.30 !
I shall have to try harder next time, my apologies once again to you and our regular readers
Regards
Rod
PS, any comment you make in future will now be added automatically as you have been ‘approved’ if you’ll pardon the expression
thonged chick said,
July 25, 2006 @ 8:44 am
apology accepted. basking in the sun is a great way to spend the afternoon. you will have to do it more often!
fondest regards
tc