One would think that at his time of life, the first two are indeed out of the picture (and have been since he left school!) and the latter is superfluous to requirements!

………. Just wish i had the Balls to !! …….

All of us who are Not Fat just Big Boned should stick together .
Oh and i forgot to mention sounds as though a couple of you may be hiding in the closet !
May be time to come out ……

If you can’t stand the heat …….

It must be hot in kitchen’s though, because every time the bestest chef in the history of the world ever is on the telly he takes his shirt off on camera, without fail.

Maybe Gordon Ramsay is to girls what hot chicks are to boys

Forgot to mention ‘Our Man in the Kitchen’

Your a Chef! Did you really expect it to be cool in a kitchen?! Stop whinning and get on with it!! It stops you becoming a Number 3 & 5.

Regards

Jordan

Don’t mean to offend, but if i do, get over it! If i have hit a raw nerve, then it must be true.

Monster, love it!

A politically incorrect girl, exactly what we need here !
Regards
Rodent

Re Mr Chapman’s comment:

I must admit i am a little shy of all three ! Exercise , work and a fat bird in a crop top ?

One would think that at his time of life, the first two are indeed out of the picture (and have been since he left school!) and the latter is superfluous to requirements!

Re: Mick’s comment, surely out of my list you must come under number 3 & 5 then? Maybe a gym membership for you both would be in order?!!

Re Rod: Why things like skin tight leggings and shorts tend to be worn by girls who should not, but the majority of girls who can pull it off don’t wear it !

Answer: The majority of girls who can pull it off dont wear it, as they are probably 16 and got a toddler in tow and pushing a pram, meeting their free-loading boyfriend in the beer garden, to get drunk and ‘high’ with their free money, and then return to procreate more in their free house!

Don’t mean to offend, but if i do, get over it! If i have hit a raw nerve, then it must be true.

Regards

Jordan